Jarom Scott Andrews
@legendofjarom.bsky.social
Genre filmmaker. I love cinematic gore but real blood makes me woozy. First name rhymes with “scare ‘em.” (he/him)
All new car designs lately look like they’re stuck in the middle of an Animorphs transformation
I shit you not, I posted this from the Costco food court, and moments after, a dude walked out carrying a single bunch of bananas. Wild.
One time I saw a guy walk out of Costco with just a single bunch of bananas. That guy is a hero to me.
One time I saw a guy walk out of Costco with just a single bunch of bananas. That guy is a hero to me.
Is there a pot of gold at *both* ends of the rainbow? Cause that seems like an important detail.
I was just thinking about the LOTR movies, and for how a few years, literally hundreds of artists and musicians and artisans all over the world were making a living by crafting dwarven chainmail and singing Elvish verses and building models and painting murals of the same imaginary world.
If movies are empathy machines then Disclosure Day is their pure expression
New Spielberg new Spielberg new Spielberg new Spielberg new Spielberg
New Spielberg new Spielberg new Spielberg new Spielberg new Spielberg
Everyone: - Yes, you could be swallowed by a sperm whale. The world‘s finest whale biologists helped me write the book. - I know what a “whale fall” is. It is the central metaphor of the story. - Try to enjoy your life. 🩵
I made a drink the other night that was delicious and I need help naming/classifying it. Equal parts vodka and pineapple juice, a splash of lime, and a little cream of coconut. Shaken and served up in a coupe glass. Obviously piña colada adjacent. Pineapple vodka gimlet?
Sad news. Persepolis is an amazing book. Worth reading in Satrapi’s honor.
To our dismay, the artist and author Marjane Satrapi has passed away. As she wrote, ordinary Americans and Iranians have more in common with each other than we do with either of our governments, which have far too much in common with each other. We honor her memory and oppose the war.
After finally catching up with Babylon on Netflix, I’m a proud member of the hive. Babylon…
You Have My Sword
Alt: You Have My Sword gif, Aragorn from the Lord of the Rings
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Still thinking about it and will be for some time. So cool to witness a generational shift in real time. And also, how does Kane Parsons, born in the mid-2000s, have such an innate understanding of the bizarre feel of 80s and 90s American spaces? #filmsky
BACKROOMS is fucking special. But even more special was the theater packed with teenagers who started chatting excitedly as the credits rolled. #filmsky
BACKROOMS is fucking special. But even more special was the theater packed with teenagers who started chatting excitedly as the credits rolled. #filmsky
Single malt scotch whisky and Whoppers malted milk balls. Tired or wired?
Dr. Kelson would like to welcome you to the Bone Temple
At the point in the edit where I disavow my creation and despair then swear I’ll never do it again. #filmsky
It’s crazy how, for my money, only one other time has anyone come close to matching the aspirational, badass adventure vibes of Indy and Marion. But then again, you look at these two and realize it’s rarified air #filmsky
Editing OCEANDWELLER. Community pool room and iced coffee for the win. #filmsky
Adding to the chorus, Widow's Bay is quality TV.
quote with a fictional band that is not spinal tap #filmsky
quote with a fictional band that is not spinal tap
1999 may not be the best year ever for movies, but it's definitely the coolest year ever (and also probably the best). #filmsky #scriptsky
I had the privilege of reading an early draft of FAIRY DUST and was impressed with its totally original world-building and its awesome characters, all in a fantastical, emotional, heavy metal story that was already full of life. So cool to see @chadmichaelward.bsky.social's vision realized. #filmsky
It's here! The first FAIRY DUST teaser trailer is now available to watch on YouTube! Let us know what you think! youtu.be/Ne8YwLLnYag #fantasy #horror #arthouse #heavymetal #darkfantasy
Happy anniversary to THE COOLEST SOUND IN STAR WARS
You know what’s a good fucking movie? This one. It’s a nostalgic favorite but I just rewatched and it still hits. Some truly elegant screenwriting, believe it or not. #filmsky #scriptsky
“Use AI or get left behind!” Please, leave me behind. Drop me off on the side of the road somewhere. Sentence me to a remote cabin with a typewriter and some wildflowers that don’t know how to use the internet