Of all the things to admit on the internet, “I don’t know how bananas work” is one of the funniest
Jess Calarco@jessicacalarco.com · yesterdaySpoken like a man who has never had to shop for himself.
Lewyn ✨
@lewynium.bsky.social
"Big shoutouts to like 3 of my followers who always got me" I like Splatoon, Pokemon and Kirby, amongst other things. If you like any of those we can probably get along! 25. he/him
Jess Calarco@jessicacalarco.com · yesterday
one thing I was worried with Splatoon becoming a larger franchise is that they'd start being less experimental and quirky with the music, so I'm really happy that for their first single player game they just doubled down on the weirdness lol
This is Miyamoto. I am here to share news on the upcoming Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time for the Nintendo Switch 2. Please unlock your front door.
maws are becoming my least favourite boss in raiders really fast which is wild because they're TRIVIAL in salmon run
The Queen gives the player a menacing glance in the bad ending.
there are so many raiders vids coming out from variety channels rn and i'm seeing almost none from splatoon focused creators... step it up this is a good opportunity
so like how are some of you dealing with not getting the weapons you want for the endgame content? it feels like all my 5*s and primos are some of the least desirable ones 😭
max distance or otherwise i love this gadget so much. moving around so fast, the invincibility to get out of bad situations, and ESPECIALLY the other gadget cooldown perk. it feels like the glue for speed builds
Lewyn ✨@lewynium.bsky.social · last wk.dash bomb with max distance is actual crack
splatoon raiders is seriously great. they should make a multiplayer shooter game based on it
Unleaded 4K has more range and only 3 shots to a tank... welcome back E-liter 3K
actually it's missing photo mode. give us photo mode
Lewyn ✨@lewynium.bsky.social · 2w agoI'll hold off on saying more because it's still early but wow they fucking nailed this game. I don't think there's anything glaringly missing at all AND it has cool extras like the multiplayer. I'm so glad this exists
so raiders is like. really really really really good! (he just saw the credits roll)
carbon charging zooka is like the american dream (unattainable, made up)
I wonder if there's anyone out there who reads E-liter 4K as E-liter four thousand
"why does the UK change leaders so often?" there are diminishing returns wrt how long each vessel can house thatcher's spirit. by the end of the century we'll be getting through 1000 prime ministers a day
playing bamboo in zones earlier made me realise that bamboo players do have a point when they complain 😭
it took me a moment to process what happened there with the coolers LOL
refreshing apple from the fridge.. save me... save me refreshing apple from the fridge
