Horney's (on Main) Clinton, IN

any of y’all remember penis hut, home of the personal pan penis?

I love petting my cat

every time I log back on here it seems like will stancil has said a brand new stupid thing, ig we’re on the same cycle

we need a butlerian jihad against AI

people who persistent fail to use their turn signal when driving should be legally required to get “doofus” tattooed in big block letters on their forehead

might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen

wrap it up folks, we’ve found the ur-libertarian

nothing like the freedom of wearing boxers for the day. balls get to sag down low, big man gets to stay plump and firm with room to spread out, and that bulge just won’t quit. truly cranks up the bde to full blast 😜

always so funny when people think that service workers being polite and doing their jobs mean they have a shot with them romantically lmao

autumn coded@hoovybaby.bsky.social · 12mo ago

Woke 2 stays winning lmaooo

a queer mob boss named Don Binary

this urge came true (I started a master of public health program)

god⚡️peed you! black emperor@licensedt0ill.bsky.social · last yr.

the late-20s urge to go back to school for a master’s

I understand eric adams here bc after seeing a picture of dua lipa I too felt full allegiance to the country of albania

they hate to see a kirked up white boy bust it down sexual style

out here leaning off that charlie perc

book and comically large can check (from last night)

yeah that’s right I’m a fag (friend [of] all gatos)

fell off my bike so hard today that I dislodged my chain from the pedal gear lmao

I personally can’t believe the clout demon was also a demon in other ways

“west germany wouldn’t have functioned without keeping former nazi officials”

this is this person’s linkedin lmao

god⚡️peed you! black emperor@licensedt0ill.bsky.social · last yr.

friend just showed me a client of hers who has created an ai therapist chatbot based on herself and refers to herself as the “chief liberation officer” of her ai startup, unreal stuff

friend just showed me a client of hers who has created an ai therapist chatbot based on herself and refers to herself as the “chief liberation officer” of her ai startup, unreal stuff

do you think he’d like Emotion by carly rae jepsen

Men trying to cover up their embarrassment with an overpriced but incredibly conspicuous distraction, call that a Cuomover

just got all my hair chopped off and I think I lost 2 pounds

methinks there is something nefarious afoot ☝️🤓

I went to big boi meat market and everybody knew you

if I had publicly available knowledge about me that read like this, I simply would go off the grid and not write ragebait articles

normal not odd@normalnotodd.com · last yr.

can you wank yourself back into the hospital