Actually extremely demoralizing to be attempting to re-enter the workforce as a 36-year-old woman in the year 2026
Lindsay Fickas
@lindsayfickas.bsky.social
Your least favorite account’s favorite account. She/her.
Hey does anyone know what I did with my other safety eyes after I crocheted Patti smith?
Food posting is fun until it leaves your bubble and you get a lot of people sharing their opinions lol
My mental health is honestly too dead to even start to make jokes about the right’s comments on postpartum depression
I normally do bread flour in my biscuits but decided to do a 60/40 bread flour/cake flour mix, and honestly? That’s the call.
Let’s say you’re an 8-year-old girl and you have a 36-year-old aunt you love to bully. Would you bully her if she made you this?
I’ve been rewatching The Good Place, and truly, it’s amazing a show this bold and inventive was ever allowed as network television
Petey USA’s “I’ll Be Your Bitch” is going on my “repeat for an hour” playlist
if you’re listening to the new Phoebe Bridgers album, don’t forget that your SSRI makes you prone to dehydration
This picture is so Midwestern that I took it from a Kohl’s entrance
NO! They will NOT take impulsive tattoos away from us. Sorry
Going back to the classic phone armband for my runs and it’s like, wow, how charming and vintage
I think I’m just going to accept the fact that my sourdough isn’t going to have the crazy scoring. I’ve got the rest of it down. I don’t need to experiment with surface dryness and rice flour
Okay wait I finally understand the PHM ending. The Hail Mary was full of grace
Devoting myself to a life of science and by that I mean figuring out how to make the perfect chocolate chip cookie
I think at this point my only qualm with Qobuz is their album organization
I will not cut my bangs for a look I’m going to only wear for two days I will not cut my bangs for a look I’m going to only wear for two days I will not cut my bangs for a look I’m going to only wear for two days I will not cut my bangs for a look I’m going to only wear for two days
Unfortunately the Cheeto Mac and cheese does slap
William B. Fuckley@opinionhaver.bsky.social · 4d agoWhat’s your ‘that’s ok, I’ll keep drinking that garbage’ product? As in: it is bad, you know it is bad, think it is bad that is bad, do not anticipate it becoming good, you do have to buy it, and you know you will also continue to purchase it into the indefinite future?
Bakes this weekend: Sourdough (standard, no inclusions) NYT chocolate chip cookies (downloaded over a year ago/paywall bypassed thanks to the Paprika app/please don’t yell at me thank you so much)
Fighting for my life trying to find my Subaru in this Whole Foods/REI parking lot
Who was it who said Phoebe Bridgers made a happy and upbeat album? I just wanna talk
Big Computer is fantastic for when you need to do a lot of technical writing, but Laptop is the real winner when you need to do arty writing.
The whole film is just people trying to get this one guy to admit that the Beatles existed. He won't do it. At the end, Paul McCartney cameos and meets the guy. "Don't you know who I am?" Paul asks. Guy says, "Yes! You're Paul McCartney…" World is relieved for a moment, but then: "…from Wings"
Straight men can't have female friends. Straight women can't have male friends. Bisexuals can't have any friends.
My depression hit hard last night but I think it was just my body’s natural way to prepare for the new Phoebe Bridgers
Does Elizabethtown count? I watched that movie sophomore year of high school and fell deeply in love only to grow up and realize it was universally panned by critics
andy [known agitator]@meltedmasks.me · 6d ago"i hate a popular thing" is mostly boring sooooo instead tell me the piece of media you love despite everyone else hating it me? i have many, but the two that spring to mind are Milla Jovovich film Ultraviolet which i own twice accidentally, PS3 game NeverDead, and Super Mario Bros. (film, 1993)
The other day, I was telling my friends my secret dream job was to be a mailman and as it turns out, all my gay women friends also secretly want to be a mailman