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ringo the ringtail's number one fan // dallas & texas stars
has anyone watched this video where the ceo talks about how they want to make this a site people can come to for sports (which imo is cool) or are they just getting baited
The Verge@theverge.com · 2d agoBluesky's new CEO Toni Schneider on the platform's reputation for being a liberal bubble: "Yes, we definitely want that to change. It is already changing. It certainly wasn’t designed to attract one specific group of people."
You can see the very obvious throughline from “men could transition and easily dominate women’s sports” to “women’s sports are lesser and shouldn’t be taken seriously” to “women shouldn’t play sports” to “here are the acceptable life choices for women”
Ben Collins@bencollins.bsky.social · 2d ago"It's about protecting women's sports which, by the way, I hate more than anything in the world."
genuinely how it feels to get a teams message at all period
oh no the Blue Sox are trading Jackston Fuxley for Hjonwald Mendoza!!!! this is what you sound like
also there was an older man at the odyssey screening i went to who, when the pre-movie imax roll started in all its deafening glory, said "oh man, this movie's going to ruin what's left of hearing" and got the whole theater laughing. i hope he feels good about that
the average american streams eight spider-man movies in their sleep each year
Grocery store cashier: Do you need a bag? Me, having not spoken to another person in real life for a week: I don’t know, big doggie :)
i saw a little girl wearing what looked like a plush, neon-pink version of a skull with all the attached vertebrae on her head/back and i'm still trying to figure out if that's what it was supposed to be
beating the ai-best number of moves in a solitaire game >>>>>
Starship Troopers: Carl Jenkins - It's Afraid
ALT: Starship Troopers: Carl Jenkins - It's Afraid
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Texas Monthly@texasmonthly.bsky.social · 5d agoAfter calling his opponent a vegan freak for months, Ken Paxton is finally pivoting to issues voters care about. https://www.texasmonthly.com/news-politics/ken-paxton-campaign-pivot/
my brain kinda just superimposes all these bumper stickers on all cybertrucks i see anyway
Travis Miller@justtmill.bsky.social · 5d agoSpotted on the Fullcast reddit. This is incredible levels of divorced:
bought myself a salad before remembering cyclospora so uhhhh i guess i'm playing russian roulette because i don't want this expensive ass salad to go to waste
No professional accomplishment has ever made me happier than this. theonion.com/translator-o...
Translator Of Original ‘Minions’ Epic Poem Slams ‘Sexless, Bloodless’ Film Adaptation
PHILADELPHIA—In a 4,500-word essay published in Harper’s Magazine, Emily Wilson, known for her popular translation of the Minions epic poem, blasted the latest film Thursday as a “sexless, bloodless” ...
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they made the trending topics wordier because they know this is the website for nerds who like to read a lot
whyyy would you not just take 2 seconds to fix your ugly ai slop's text
