I almost only follow artists who posed a piece I liked but I feel bad because ill unfollow when they use their account for posting dipshit opinions sorry drawing man im here for the fucking drawings I am a consooming I am a pig at the trough and these are not bellotas
RIP webzone there is no one rolling the nickels and smoking meth here anymore
was feeling optimistic and good so I had coffee and now I can feel my heart beat against my temples because God had to remind me im going to drop dead before 50 I guess
“I would/wouldnt” RE nancy mace is absolutely rancid shit everyone, jesus christ the platner would wouldnt was also rancid but no one was taking a corrective rape tone with that one ”this is a millenial retirement home” actually this is a website where people goon to american political news
I am never beating the wears boots with every outfit allegation they are simply the correct footwear choice
getting drafted into world war 3 as a radio operator in a command and control capacity and getting discharged for distracting the soldiers with my stupid sexy sultry voice
too influenced by unsupervised internet access to the burgerreich culture to fully connect to my peers but too influenced the actual culture I live in to ever take the insane burgerreich culture seriously
I am disconnected from my generation because my mom didnt let me watch dragon ball on canal cinco when it aired because it was too violent but then she sat down and watched fullmetal alchemist with me when I was 10 because it wasnt as stupid as the other cartoons so I internalized hypocrisy early on
I was looking for a flash drive to install limux mint on an old laptop and found an old usb full of poetry I wrote as far back as 2019 and my god that bitch was angsty
I think the way hunter schafer holds the blade runner revolver and turtles her neck in to shoot is really funny and someone should do discourse about how the way she shoots is gendered one way or the other
getting a little iced coffee with my severance money deeply aware of the countdown of my own mortality :)
woke up feeling rubbery and squeaky like a chew toy
thought experiment? No thanks I only do thought best practices
Tired of all the damn infighting among the online grilling community.
i am better than you (I am learning a convoluted scripting language instead of using renpy or rpgmaler)
trannies being annoying on the internet is important because how else would I have realized that women wanting exclusively to cheat on their boyfriends with me but not date me was a sign I was actually a woman
im bored and I want to fight someone but going outside to pick a fight was a young man’s game and I am no longer young or a man
It's also really really easy to hate everyone around you without couching it in man hating feminism rhetoric. I do it every day
who is the street fighter yuri anime even for, like sure im slopping it up like a delighted pig at the trough but who are the other pigs
should I paint my nails im gonna be petsitting this weekend anyway which means im going to be catching up on seasonal anime and eating someone elses ice cream so who’s gonna judge me for it anyway but what if I get an impromptu interview for a job and I cant dedicate 20 minutes to acetone it off
anyway chart perverts won the discourse on grounds of they are stupid and evil dogs to whom the charts are a chew toy but being characterized as chart perverts is their win condition everyone loses
bitdizzy got banned and it took like less than 10 days for everyone to start arguing with stupid and evil dogs smh
the smoking cat anime is hilarious because I was like “man, good thing I never picked up smoking or heavy drug use” and then they show her neetcave streamer girl neighbor who eats bugs and plays fighting games and tbh they fucking got me, they sniped my ass from across the pacific
so I saw the odyssey with my mom and elliot page gets snuffed as a sacrifice to matt damon’s hubris in like the first five minutes of the movie and I laughed out loud by myself in a full silent theater like a psychopath
this is image I made is incredibly stupid which means it will undoubtedly become true
👁️🍄🪸@bloomfilters.plus · 2mo agoamerican politics more closely resembles latin america than europe
family annihilator but cute about it
Jennifer P. Mushrooms@jenyetagain.bsky.social · 2mo agocast yourself as a villain
core memory unlocked A incredibly beautiful yet somehow masculine young woman rides a monocycle dressed as a mime, striped shirt soaked with sweat from carrying three other mimes in a comedy/acrobatics act under limelights in a dirty circus tarp that smells like sweaty socks and burnt popcorn.