let's all take our minds off the news by reading the puff piece one of the local stations back in texas did about the deaf three-legged dog my dad rescued, who is off to his new foster home in ... michigan?! god dammit www.ktalnews.com/ktalcares/cl...

Resilience personified: Champ’s journey from abuse to adoration

Despite suffering a severely broken leg and being deaf, Champ the dog has remained gentle and resilient, teaching himself how to open doors and learning sign language commands.

ktalnews.com

Found this at the thrift today... Genuinely, what the FUCK?

Gave in and verified my age so I can post some damn nonsense

happy birthday hotdogs

The only remotely patriotic thing I feel like doing today is putting on some tights and doing a little Edie flag dance. I am a STAUNCH woman. 💪

With alt text

Angela Ziegler@a2ziegler.bsky.social · 2mo ago

relevant to an email i just got

New Yorkers getting the zoomies is my favorite thing 💙🧡

Dear Greg Abbott, I sincerely hope somebody abuses you with a bull hook the next time you need to pee.

We need more rich people with normal interests like "your movie sounds neat" instead of, like, white fertility rates.

All The Right Movies@alltherightmovies.com · 2mo ago

When EMI pulled funding on LIFE OF BRIAN days before shooting, the Pythons turned to a fan. George Harrison put up around £3 million of his own money to make the film, simply because he wanted to see it. Eric Idle called it "the world's most expensive cinema ticket."

my favorite thing about this is that he does the universal winky winky expression and then DOESN'T ACTUALLY WINK

Sitcom People@sitcompeople.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Horseshoe crabs are like cute lil pokemom on top, and eldritch horror underneath.

Fell on my ass trying to practice with my (flamboyant yellow) roller skates. Happy pride! 🤡

Roar Her Gem Her?

Just got directly bitched out by a grackle in my back yard lol like eye contact and everything

This is the only Odyssey adaptation that understands that the hero is an impulsive himbo who deserves his many ass whoopings. It is entirely believable that this Odysseus would get a bunch of his guys turned into pigs by a sexy witch.

ex-Lethality Jane@lethalityjane.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Still the best film adaptation of The Odyssey

carnivorous bulbs 🌱

Relaxation tips: - picture a quiet forest - picture yourself wandering in the gloom - picture finding a mossy little cottage in a clearing - picture moving into that cottage and becoming the reason it's considered haunted

Otter at the beaver dam

Bill Nye the Science Guy BILL BILL BILL BILL

nai 🦋@astoldbynai.blacksky.app · 4mo ago

13. What is the first thing that comes to mind when you see this?

It’s just super cool that my dying dog hit some metrics and now my whole feed is just THAT 😭🤡😭🤡😭

Oh my god, the alt text is a gift. 😹

Owls in Towels@owls-in-towels.bsky.social · 5mo ago

A Little Owl was rescued after falling down a chimney. South Essex Wildlife Hospital reported he was "dirty and dehydrated but soon on his way back home". Want to donate to SEWH? southessexwildlife.org/donate Source: fb.com/555952912555... #owlsintowels 💛🦉

New wheels, quality control courtesy of Ripley

Maybe, but I’m used to it

Brad, Just Brad@librarian42.bsky.social · 5mo ago

Because American chocolate in general is awful

This feels like a bad omen somehow

i keep this new years card/zine from @sarahmccarry.bsky.social open on my coffee table, because

The unfortunate duality of having a dog-void in my house so deafening it’s got me browsing rescues, yet, I’m still too devastated to look through my favorite pictures and think about his memorial tattoo. Booooo. :(

A reminder that Girl Scouting of America has welcomed trans and nonbinary girls from the first one that asked, has always had lesbian and bi members and adults, never declared bankruptcy to avoid paying for sexual assaults, and never poached the other side to recover from said bankruptcy.

Stars and Stripes@starsandstripes.bsky.social · 5mo ago

Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth says Scouting America will alter several policies to maintain its support from the U.S. military. The changes include a requirement members use “biological sex at birth and not gender identity.” Read more:

Reunited somewhere

I love you so much.

Never going to the the same without you, buddy.