Liz P

@lizzypy.bsky.social

#Wülferhamptonian Loves Jazz 🎶 No jam and no cream on my scone thank you.

Initially I was frustrated with the rise of self-checkout but I appreciated how stores passed the savings on to me rather than pocket the money, fire armies of workers & make me do a job I suck at. It’s also why I’m optimistic about AI! I have been kicked in the head by several horses.

THREAD. A collection of charismatic scarecrows I have met and photographed on walks in the countryside over the last 17 years. You will find the all-important caption to each photo in the alt text.

A scarecrow who was actually quite together and sexy around the age of 38 but whose appearance took a dramatic turn for the worse over the next four years, due to a combination of alcohol abuse and internalised rage.

Thread (pls read it all) FUCK IT. I'm giving away another 5 signed copies of my latest novel, Everything Will Swallow You. To enter, simply repost this & pop a reply below. You might like it if you like any of these things: Community Knitting Folklore The sea Dorset Silliness Old records CONTD...

5 copies of my latest novel Everything Will Swallow You

There are 71 Lib Dem MPs in Westminster. There are 8 Reform MPs. When was the last time a Lib Dem press release led the BBC News headlines or was the main story on the BBC News website? (Rhetorical question)