Jacob Garbe 💀

@logodaedalus.bsky.social

Quiet Poster. Retweets mostly spooky art, books, and the occasional original thought. Did a PhD on designing dynamic narrative systems in games. Senior Narrative Systems Designer. Views my own.

ANTHROPIC: Our son loves humanity and for the low price of trillions and trillions of dollars will usher in an era of unprecedented peace and prosperity! OPENAI: Our horrible oafish son is hacking web sites without our permission. ANTHROPIC: (eyes narrowing) Our son is also evil

SF billboards are truly undefeated for whiplash moments…an elderly person with his arm around an anodyne home robot butler, a billboard about breast implants injected through your bellybutton. Replace your workers with AI, AI for managing your AI agents.

My review of Disclosure Day: <A serious looking man with a binder that says "alien lore deep cuts done with questionable CGI" approaches the stage> Man: hello I- Steven Spielberg: <grabs the mic> IF YOU WERE A GIFTED AND TALENTED KID YOU ARE SO SPECIAL

“If you ask us to do the bare minimum to insure our citations used to make an argument actually exist, it’s too high a bar for PIs in my field to cross” The bar is on the fuckin ground my guy. Just make it a long bluecheck post on Twitter and engagement farm that way if you’re too pressed.

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A Borges story about a guy who gets AI to summarize all the world’s information for him, and then summarize the summary, until the AI has the whole world summarized into a single word. He sits alone at his desk, staring at the word, repeating it endlessly, certain he is experiencing everything

I am squinting skeptically at this...if you need a pass to get into this area in Yerba Buena Gardens during GDC there will be an outcry I don't think Informa has reckoned with. But if it's "now there's tents and the stage is now spoken for so emergent performances can't happen but idk cool music"...

Please note: Yerba Buena Gardens remains open to the public! Each year, GDC secures this space from the City of San Francisco specifically to keep it accessible, preventing outside groups from taking it over or restricting access. A portion will be reserved for Game Changer Pass holders during lunch simply to provide a consistent place to gather, while the majority of the Gardens stays available for everyone.

Fun update: We will now be providing music at the Yerba Buena Gardens stage during lunch hours which can be enjoyed by everyone!
Milo Duclayan@antennasunite.bsky.social · 5mo ago

Ohhh yeah when they said they weren’t blocking off the gardens what they actually meant is they’re only blocking off 60% of the gardens

A picture of Yerba Buena Gardens from right now, the entire open middle section of the gardens are gated off with tents inside. On the far end there’s a big standing sign that says {GARDENS} in the goofy new GDC font

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early-game caves of qud advice is "go north and look at the statue" and late-game caves of qud advice is "enter a precognitive vision before you cook with neutron flux" and that's why it's the game of all time

These days it feels like I have to catch myself before asking questions about the news that sound completely unhinged, and I’m not sure if it’s because I’m slowly poisoned by algorithms exposing me to certain combinations of events, or if our world truly has become that unhinged.

I wonder how many million dollars Apple burned with this Glass iOS update that makes everything less responsive and look demonstrably worse. I do like that it’s make auto-correct and my keyboard worse though, so I guess I can’t complain

Tumulus builder: The grand burial of our chieftain will grant him immortality. Our way of life shall reign eternal Artisan pressing coarse fibers into clay, unknowingly damning 1000 years of his descendants to be known the Coarse Fiber Ware Culture: oh for sure

Positive: wow California has a new website where you can register to have data brokers remove your information from them! Reality: ...as long as they're registered with CA! And their blazor implementation doesn't puke out on you like it did with me. And you don't mind waiting until some time Aug-Nov

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In honor of the Andor trailer out today, I today repost my greatest online achievement: The Andor Characters as Dril Tweets series. I'm going to put them out as I get spare time over the next couple days, as I'm going to put alt text on them too. Starting with the man himself CASSIAN ANDOR

Cassian Andor is flying a freighter through the eye of Aldahni, the shimmering fragments burning through the atmosphere in a deadly kaleidoscope. The caption reads " 'jail isn't real," i assure myself as i close my eyes andd ram the hallmark gift shop with my shitty bronco"