RALSEI ! 🌘
@lonelymonarchy.bsky.social
. . . I'M WITH YOU IN THE DARK . ✧ MDNI. 🔞
OOC : // It probably seems like Ralsei is underreacting but in reality they're on the verge of freaking out and trying to stay as calm as they cam because the woman who is an active risk to herself and others just fucking disappeared
OOC : // Considering I've been lightly involving them in this for a while I did have plans for my Ralsei to step in eventually... Time out, Miss Pippins. You need a nap
[ Immediately running in — not wanting to run the risk of Battat getting back up and hurting someone, they clasp their paws together and charge their magic . ] [ RALSEI cast PACIFY ! ]
[ A loud yelp — it's hard to tell if it's either from surprise or pain. It sounds like it could be either. She loses her balance and unceremoniously falls to her knees, shaking. ] G ghH -- !!!
[ On stand by, for when they're needed . Where the hell do they come from ever ]
//Kris internally the second Ralsei removes the hat: "IS THAT MY FUCKING OC FROM 2ND GRADE???????"
OOC : // My personal favorite "What is Ralsei" theories: - A titan - A copy of "Lord of the Hammer" (my personal pick actually bc I saw a Really compelling theory for it) - An original character of Kris'
@petalmantle.bsky.social You genuinely . GENUINELY . Piss me off .
I guess it can't be helped it's just a matter of when if she just won't notice then I'll take it on the chin
(... I’m going to need some warm tea after this.)
Night owl calls while the dove soars across the silver moon all alone, the rose petals close and kiss the night. All across the darkened night sky, sail fireflies gently lighting shadows that hide a thousand eyes.
Would you please deliver it to a girl named Kiki? She was kind and a tremendous help. I want to say thank you. And would you find out when her next birthday might be? Then I'll be able to bake her another one.
Well, this is gonna sound a little strange. I saw the fog last night — out in the ocean, in the distance. It was... glowing.
We'd better get back, 'cause it'll be dark soon, and they mostly come at night... mostly.
The Addisons have been showing me a lot of " memes ", lately ! I really like this one .
OOC : // This is canon to my Ralsei now actually. They have the Dealmaker equipped. Spamton's constantly yelling on top of their head
OOC : // Very amused by the idea of Ralsei having the Dealmaker equipped bc it makes Spamton's one-sided beef with him 1000x funnier
Um ... I'm not really ... offended, by the " LARPing " , i-if it helps ...
OOC : // Ralsei's the only muse I've really explored intrusive thoughts with (one of the nastier OCD symptoms I regularly deal with), and I thank Artemis in particular a lot for that, because he was very encouraging with regards to me wanting to explore things like that in my portrayal
「 ᯓ★ THE GIRL , WITH ⟡ H O P E ⟡ CROSSED ON HER ♡ H E A R T ♡ ⭑ .ᐟ 」 ————————— X X X ————————— INDIE SUSIE — PENNED BY #MAGNETICDOG! 🖊️🪓 ⟦ #DELTARUNERP :: #MVRP :: #RPSKY ⟧
OOC : // Big contender for my favorite Ralsei quote
You know rectangles? They're like messed-up squares?
You know rectangles? They're like messed-up squares?