Neat juxtaposition of artwork in the new wing of Dane County Airport and new tattoo
Trying to remember the beauty that exists in this world despite the persisting pain in this world (my baseball team is bad)
Like 80% of my interest in dating comes from wanting to share at restaurants.
The trash cans from 1312 Jenifer St being used as barricades to block the site of where a black man was executed by a police officer is one of the most prescient juxtapositions I've ever seen.
Congrats to Spain and all but it stilm should've been Cabo Verde
Heartbreaking (restaurant I like put up a "men to the left because women are always right" sign outside their bathroom)
"pausa de hidratacion" would be a great name for a cocktail
As a Cabo Verde bandwagoner, that's a tough one, but a lot for their people to be proud of. A country with a population fewer than Milwaukee, WI took the #1 team in the tournament and defending champ down to the wire and it took two perfect corners in ET by one of the greatest of all time to beat em
Lost last stock game 5 grand finals set two on my counterpick at The Guild on Monday to someone I've never lost a best of 5 to before, but also I just went on a date with her and it went really well, so who's to say what the right call was.
Braden Longstreth @longstreth-face.bsky.social · last mo.Right now there is a software developer in her thirties with a tattoo of a raccoon on her right thigh who is experiencing this exact phenomenon because "NATSNATSNATSWOO" the Marth is missing edgeguards on Falco side b.
Right now there is a software developer in her thirties with a tattoo of a raccoon on her right thigh who is experiencing this exact phenomenon because "NATSNATSNATSWOO" the Marth is missing edgeguards on Falco side b.
Orange wasn't considered it's own color til the 1560s. Before then, it was just considered a bright shade of red. What do you think is gonna be the next color?
Shiiiiiit man this actually would go insane as a tattoo.
If I had a nickel for every time I hurt my shoulder because I hit the caramelldansen too hard at a rave under a tree with twelve trans lesbians an hour into pride month I would have five cents.
Bringing fernet to smash camp and watching smashers experience what the internet assumes a 14th century peasant would go through afterdrinking a red bull.
the wikipedia image for sexual roleplay is making my lose my mind
Is the University of Maryland's Jim Henson bench hostile architecture?
Ron Johnson could never appreciate Tom Crabtree or Andrew Quarless.
Aaron Schatz@aaronschatz.com · 2mo agoIf any Republicans want to have an obscure wide receiver-off I will wipe the floor with them.
Said this to a friend of mine over the weekend and they said, "you need help" and I said, "yeah dawg, we need starting pitching. We're running out Miles Mikolas." That's not what they meant by help.
Braden Longstreth @longstreth-face.bsky.social · 2mo agoNow, the world is still awful, but my favorite team is above .500 on Memorial Day, and I'm sitting here thinking, "hey, life is looking up for me"
Last year was one of the most difficult years in my life. And on top of all the horrors that happened in my life, it was also a nightmare season for my favorite baseball team. I thought, "despite it all, if they snuck into a wild card, I would have thought this was a pretty good year in my life."
Washington Nationals@nationals.com · 2mo ago“i’m engaged!” “i’m pregnant!” “i just bought a house!” we just went above .500
The reason I still have long hair is because everyone agreed I looked like I was racist with short hair. A black woman at the bar asked what I meant by that, I showed her my freshman ID and she said I looked like an ambassador for Turning Point USA.