this and a cigarette and a beer and vodka and jerking off
@glastomichelle.bsky.social · 4mo agoWaiting for the light to break through. Photo taken this morning in St Michael's tower on Glastonbury Tor, shortly after sunrise.
@glastomichelle.bsky.social · 4mo ago
I would like to speak to the CEO of podcasts. I’ve got something for him
plain and simple: if you work for ICE, you should kill yourself
taking a break from milking my anemic micro-cow to thresh the 126 individual stalks of wheat that make up the entirety of this year’s harvest
(haunted but composed, like Cronkite announcing Kennedy's assassination) the girls are fighting
we may be witnessing something of a death knell for the nba's "only threes or layups" moneyball analytics bullshit. cleveland and boston seem to be the canaries in that coalmine
The College of Cardinals have voted and decided that you are a massive bitch
Ugly lesbian mom on this flight decided to name her three little hellions “Aighsley, Rigby, and Sentry”
Wish i had telepathy so I could channel lip smacking noises directly into the ears of people who chew with their mouths open in public places
Need to get higher than anyone has ever been and listen to come and get your love for 5 hours
I love to spend money on goods and services! The more money I spend the better I feel!
You better stop taunting me RIGHT NOW!!! I’m friends with the owner of team 7 and he’ll put you in a combo video!!
ik y mouthbreathers are always smiling now that shit feels good as fuck
Fuck. Guess that Cleveland Show revival is never happening now.
If they kill the mom on squid game i will become a threat to national security
Need an Ugly Lesbian sugar mommy to bankroll my gaming addiction
I am but a humble waiter, arriving home each night and donning my apron to serve up my potty a piping hot bowl of turds
Dream job is being a “consultant” and making six figures a year telling rich ass holes “no dont do that” over the phone and driving all around america living in a pimped out van
Next year im sending my family single guy christmas cards of me just eating spaghetti at my computer