[clears throat for 45 seconds]

Brian Grubb@briancgrubb.bsky.social · 2w ago

the philadelphia eagles are going to do one thing every week and that’s play in the stupidest football game you’ve ever seen

Leave the entire coaching staff on the runway at Heathrow

Eagles defense giving up an explosive play straight from a high school offense. Vic retiring when?

Oh so now you can’t body slam an opponent? Game’s gone.

Jeremiah Trotter Jr honoring his father by getting ejected before the game gets going iykyk

‘A draw really doesn’t do it for Minnesota.’ My brother in Christ…

I CANNOT WITH THIS COLOR COMMS GUY 😂 🤣 💀

Now he’s explaining why one of the most important parts of any roster is 3rd goalkeeper. This is Digger level stupid to even say. I want him calling every Loons game now.

PA Loon (he/him)@loonsylvania.bsky.social · 23h ago

The color comms guy admitting he doesn’t know which Markanich is which feels like the perfect summary of how much Apple TV cares to do a good job with MLS coverage

The color comms guy admitting he doesn’t know which Markanich is which feels like the perfect summary of how much Apple TV cares to do a good job with MLS coverage

Streisand Effect continues to do amazing work. Banning an Abolish Ice shirt has led to this. I never would have heard about it had the club done nothing.

Liz Sepper@lsepper.bsky.social · yesterday

THE SUPPORTER SECTION IS WALKING OUT. THE POLICE MADE THEM TAKE DOWN THE SIGN. All the normal signs are gone. No "y'all means all." No "trans lives matter." Nothing. It is now quiet. No music, no drums, no chants #AustinFC

When I was a kid, a story of a six foot tall, flaming dude meant something totally different.

Hemant Mehta@friendlyatheist.com · 5d ago

Gabe Poirot says he spent 18 days in Heaven and met a Jesus who was six feet tall, made of fire, and overflowing with testosterone. Fox treated this as news. There's no evidence of this. Just a deeply manipulative story and a book to promote. www.friendlyatheist.com/p/a-christia...

It is tragic the NFL doesn’t play in June because the KEEP POUNDING would be an amazing slogan for the Carolina Panthers Pride game

Unpopular opinion: USA plays Mexico too frequently

I’m sorry that WHAT fight Joe?

I became a theater kid because that’s where all the girls were.

Matt Novak@paleofuture.bsky.social · last wk.

And what real man wants to be on a platform filled with GIRLS?!?! EW GROSS

there are moral arguments against the death penalty in its ideal form but in real life you never need to get there. the prior question is "can the state be trusted to end the life only of the rightly convicted without torture?" and the answer is no

shawn@mulchy.bsky.social · 2w ago

two doses of lethal drugs and still alive. heartbreaking and barbaric

Justice Blackmun’s dissent in Callins v Collins is just as prescient tonight as it was 32 years ago. We should all stop tinkering with the machinery of death. www.law.cornell.edu/supct/html/9...

Justice Blackmun was right when he wrote that the death penalty lessens us all. What is happening right now in Tennessee is further evidence of that. www.tennessean.com/story/news/c...

SEN ERIC SCHMITT: What if I told you I have texts proving you were having dinner in Paris on ? JACK SMITH: I ate dinner but don’t recall being in Paris. SEN KLOBUCHAR: Is it possible you were texting about French fries? SMITH: I do love a a good fry. SCHMITT: …dirtbag

Love when announcers refer to NFL players as ‘full of pride’. Just once I want to hear them say some team’s secondary is ‘riddled with shame’.

There are Eagles fans that can accurately say they have chewed up and spit out pieces of shit worse than you and will do it again. Good call picking a fight with them.

tomwellborn3rd@wellborn.net · 2w ago

DHS used a Brian Dawkins highlight to hype ICE raids on a migrant caravan and got a takedown notice from the NFL before Eagles fans even finished cursing them out. They stole a beloved player's legacy to sell a deportation dragnet and didn't even ask permission first.

#MNUFC may not have been good, like really good, in the past. But the moves they made - and the moves they chose not to make - mean that they're now also no longer good enough.

Never being wrong is not the same thing as being right

The Loons skid hits five in Seattle, and if there was ever time for an existential crisis, it's now.

jonmarthaler.com

Did he just say Ooh Sahn Bolt?

🍊 is at the Presidents Cup. We’ll see if the curse is alive and well. 🇺🇸 has never lost on home soil.

KC and Montreal are both winning. Loons have a legit chance for the Wooden Spoon. So there’s that.

Good halftime talk, coach

Fight Satan

Alt: Fight Satan South Park gif

static.klipy.com

Minnesota United FC@mnufc.com · 2w ago

45'+ to fight

Serious question: does the front office still expect us to shut up and cheer? Or was that just a KEA thing?

Good dive into what’s happening with 🧊. PEP is top of my playlist anytime there’s a new episode. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/p...

CHAS ON ICE PART 2 (Ep276 Bonus, 23 September)

Podcast Episode · PEP with Chas and Dr Dave · September 23 · 1h 36m

podcasts.apple.com

Scott Jensen clearly did not spend his elementary years dying from curable shit while playing Oregon Trail

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 3w ago

Republican Minnesota state auditor candidate (and quack doctor) Scott Jensen: "We almost have to go back to, what did medicine look like to the pioneer days in America?"

Anybody else have something coming out Friday? Just trying to figure out who is getting screwed this time.

Pop Base@popbase.tv · 3w ago

Taylor Swift announces deluxe album ‘The Life of a Showgirl: The Encore’, featuring 4 new songs. Out this Friday.