gn💙

still laugh any time someone says the word abundance

our culture is so perversely devoid of collective meaning that people seek connection and identity in truly bizarre forms

Jake@tonymagoni.bsky.social · 15h ago

The new front of the culture wars is wiping down gym equipment

the big dipper or "big D" as i sometimes call it

i'm yawnin up a storm over here 😅 #sigh

writing a novel called how to suck dick

they call me the bitch of youtube

writing a sequel to the declaration of independence called how to get fucked online

be careful what you wish for, you might accidentally ddos god

has wokens gone too far? 🫤

woke up in a bad mood, feel free to direct me towards people who deserve to interact with an ornery prick

gn💜

has wokens gone too far? 🫤

(to the tune of "it's a locker room of CEOs / telling racist jokes"):

Desaparecidos - "Golden Parachutes" (Full Album Stream)

YouTube video by Epitaph Records

youtu.be

Alexjrox@alexjrox.bsky.social · 2d ago

It’s an entire administration of Roald Dahl villains

the gentleman's dip is when u dip a bit of TP in the toilet bowl in that null space around the turd to get a bidet like effect from the wet paper

people don't do the gentleman's dip like they used to

RFK jr. is the lebron james of having off-putting vibes

Jason Arday's marathon challenge and football claims found to be true after his death - https://www.middleeasteye.net/news/jason-ardays-marathon-challenge-and-football-claims-found-be-true-after-his-death

Jason Arday's marathon challenge and football claims found to be true after his death

Claims the late academic made which were widely derided as false in media and online discourse this month appear to be true, an MEE analysis has found

middleeasteye.net

getting my ass frozen in case i wanna get railed later in life

free palestine, trans rights are human rights

the wordle today is "murky" *spoilers alert ^ don't read if you plan on doing today's wordle

"alright i'm taking the picture now, stand normally"

they should also be required to note that gad is a drooling neanderthal idiot independent of his politics

Rebecca Sear@rebeccasear.bsky.social · 3d ago

Tonight BBC radio 4 ran an hour-long advert for “suicidal empathy” (the idea and book) on the Moral Maze, describing its author simply as a Canadian professor, without mentioning his enthusiasm for Great Replacement ideology nor calls for civil war in the UK. That does not seem ok.

gn💙

AI could never invent a dating service called how to get fucked online like i did

they call me Rocky Fruithands cuz i've got that palm of granite 😤😤

come over homie we are eating dog food