MapQuest Trump's Senility's Going too Far He's Forgot where his house slippers Are And Believes Heaven's Sakes He's Renamed the Great Lakes Time to Hide Grandpa's keys to the Car.
Lou Conlon
@louc17.bsky.social
Chicago area retired lawyer. 17th Century buff.
Arise and Sing In our Hearts she will always Belong She was Generous Loving and Strong She helped People in Need And taught Children to Read Dolly Parton whose Life was a Song.
Compound Interest Bessent launched Operation Outcast Thus leaving World Markets Aghast And now Scott's playing Rash With our Treasury Cash In a Race in which we'll Finish Last.
Trade Bait Tariff Trade Talks with Trump are Unreal He will use them to Lie Cheat and Steal So Mark Carney got Tough And he called Donald's Bluff Then he taught Trump The Art of the Deal.
Yea or Neigh They will Slaughter Wild Horses Today To put food on your Barbecue Tray And this Savory Treat Of your Mystery Meat Passed Muster with Trump's FDA.
War Bonds In Response to Trump's Persian Gulf Threat Central Banks dumped American Debt And their Bond Sales are Why Interest Rates hit the Sky Rates are up and they haven't stopped Yet.
I think Trump likes Natalie Harp because she Pampers him
Bag Lady Natalia Harp holds the Bag To bring Aid when Trump's Pants start to sag She has talc and Wet Wipes Of all sizes and types And a Job that would make Maggots Gag.
When did it become normalized for the President of the United States to threaten to "bomb the shit out of" our allies—our *allies*—without that immediately leading to a serious conversation about whether he's mentally fit to serve as president
Parallel Lives Korea will Unravel Soon Trump's in bed with its Despotic Goon And with Lies and Pretense Saps our Ally's Defense To Appease his Thug Friend Kim Jong Un.
Hot Mess Our Sailors spent nine months at Sea Without any Shore Liberty Their food's full of Mold But by Hegseth they're Told Their Problem is Really Low T.
Hip Shot The Course of Wise Vaccine Rendition Depends on a Skillful Physician Donald says you should not Give your Baby a Shot So now he's a Pediatrician?
Turkey Surprise Trump's Bodyguards had to Decide On a New Place for Donald to Hide So they Stowed him Away Like an Airline Food Tray And Abandoned his Fancy New Ride.
Shame A Senator only in Name Bill Cassidy won't be the Same Now His Manhood is Lost At Incredible Cost For Now he Personifies Shame.
Stable Genius We have tracked Donald's Wig to its Source It is Bright Blonde and Golden of Course And its background is Plain Donald got his New Mane From the tail of Roy Roger's Horse.
Despise and Consent The Attack on Todd Blanche Hit a Snag John Cornyn's an Empty Gas Bag Trump can Cheat on His Tax And Fund Terror Attacks For Cornyn has Raised the White Flag.
Taco Supreme Wall Street is Longing for Peace And Praying that Warfare will Cease Trump has Settled His War Eight or Nine Times Before While the Real Threats of Carnage Increase.
On Reflection The Reflecting Pool Charges were Wrong Jeanine Piro just came on too Strong Vandal Knives weren't the Cause Of the Pool Bottom Flaws But the Contractor's Fault all Along.
Suspicions Confirmed Blanche wants to Grant Donald Immunity To Dodge the Tax Code with Impunity And a Slush Fund for Hicks Who went wild on One Six And Challenged our National Unity.
Silent Treatment The Senate Lies under a Pall From the Show Trial run by Rand Paul But the Truth that Survives Fauci saved Countless Lives From Diseases that threaten Us All.
My 43 years experience in education affirms this is largely true: “Homeschooling is trickle-down stupidity.” - Jennifer Welch
Unknown Soldier Our Army to Its Endless Shame Engaged in a Vile Numbers Game To Reduce the Death Toll The Brass struck from the Roll Isabella Gonzales's Name.
Incompleteness Theory Gulf Peace is what Wall Street Expects Trump Lies and the Press Genuflects His Ceasefire is on Trial And might last for a while But the Problem is What Happens Next.
Memory Hole The Smithsonian has Warning Signs Based on Ideological Lines It must be Understood White Supremacy's Good Trump's Executive Order Opines.
Trump bombed so badly at the White House Correspondents Dinner Jake Tapper is writing a book about how Joe Biden isn’t funny.