So I was out for a walk, listening to my novel via TTS and jotting down editing changes. Then it got too dark to see—moon behind the clouds—so I turned my phone flashlight to its lowest setting and shoved it into that normally useless chest pocket on my jacket. #MacGyver
“Walk on the Ocean” by Toad the Wet Sprocket is so depressing to me. Gotta put it on my sad playlist. His voice kind of reminds me of the singer on “Pinch Me” by Barenaked Ladies. Another melancholy one — ngl, I kinda fucking hate that song.
Artist: kd58r Media: pokemon, pokemon adventures Source: https://twitter.com/kd58r/status/1889284303005368730
Me: can i get a pancake instead of toast Waitress: lol... no .. but you can order AN ENTIRE SECOND FUCKING ENTREE in addition to the toast you didn't want. Hope you weren't counting calories.
You ever see a random comment and it feels like it's bait for YOU specifically?
I've heard three different Bon Jovi songs in the past two days. Is there a revival going on?
"Do you want a login code emailed or to use your password?" I want to use my password "Okay enter your password" <enters it> "Thanks, now go check your email for a code we sent you" WHY ASK ME THEN WHY CAN'T I JUST USE PASSWORDS FOR LITERALLY ANYTHING ANYMORE
When you're ticked off and a friend sends you something to make you feel better. 🐑🔊
You saw through my foolish ways So we took our seperate ways youtu.be/z5ExLqbH1Uo?...
updog - dying breath (dark version)
YouTube video by updog
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Ja men vil det faen meg ingen ende ta Kjetteren brøle ut for han er ikke glad youtu.be/Q8bmJkJp3Ks?...
TrollfesT - Kjetteren Afterski - Remix (OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO)
YouTube video by TrollfesT Official
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I'll grip ye hard and fast, Gold won your virgin heart at last And I'll no part wi' you m'dear, I'll never part wi' you. youtu.be/sVui_IvFjyQ?...
the Devil's Courtship (Battlefield Band)
YouTube video by Branches / Jade
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The autistic urge to answer the question “Any plans for the day?” with a list of everything I have planned instead of tailoring my response to something they’d actually find interesting.
There's a car at the restaurant with an Alabama license plate. I didn't know they had cars in Alabama.
not to slut shame but some of you really could be WAY sluttier
Artist: buivi Media: mahou shoujo madoka magica, mahou shoujo madoka magica (anime) Source: https://twitter.com/Buivi_/status/1950147422929211502
“You’re not trying to capture reality. You’re trying to capture a photograph of reality.” – Stanley Kubrick How Kubrick viewed the world during his time at Look Magazine in the late 1940’s.
