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Sofia Fuentes Grape *Art Demons Collective*@sofiafgrape.bsky.social · yesterday

It's getting ridiculous, I know. Let's call it Second Wednesday #FanartWednesday #Lucifer10 #LuciferAnniversary #LuciferFanart

Chloris @thechloris.bsky.social · yesterday

New Fic! - In Sight of Your Blinding Light Currently anon: reveal on Sat Lucifer’s powers are returning. He can’t yet make stars, but he can create sparks. When Chloe visits, his embarrassment gives way to delight and pleasure. archiveofourown.org/works/90458841 #luciferfanfiction #lucifernetflix

In Sight of Your Blinding Light
Anonymous [chloris]

Lucifer’s powers are slowly returning. He can’t yet make stars, but he can create sparks. When Chloe visits, his embarrassment soon gives way to delight and then to pleasure. He knew his wings could be great fun, but had no idea these seemly useless bits of light would be so thrilling.

Star gazing and sensation play for the Smubbles Heavenly Bodies prompt.

The elevator door opens to…to…darkness? Where are the lights from the bar?

“Lucifer? Are you here…” Chloe trails off as her eyes adjust. Lucifer is on the couch, arms slung over the back, with what she thinks are strings of fairy lights above him, until she notices they are swooping and spiraling. Bemused, she tracks dozens of small sparks dancing through the air.

“Detective!” The sparks wink out as he jumps to his feet, the penthouse lights coming on with a wave of his hand. “I didn’t expect—” he stammers. “That is…you’re early.”

WordRunner @wordrunner.bsky.social · 2d ago

In Every Universe update 💃🕺🏻 Ch 25 — Dancers: The Dance In this world, dancing is intoxication—and not even Chloe is immune. Lucifer challenges her to a dance neither of them can resist, and it changes everything. archiveofourown.org/works/795470... #LuciferFanfiction #LuciferNetflix

Aiyana White @aiyanaewhite.bsky.social · 2d ago

Zero percent of women need the creepo following them in the grocery store/coffee shop/parking lot to know their actual personal information. FFS.

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🔍🦙 Crime Solving Alpaca 😈@lucipaca.bsky.social · 2d ago

Normal, reasonable me: "There should always be at least one fruit or vegetable in every meal I eat!" Super sleepy oh-god-why-am-I-awake me: "Jam counts as a fruit!" 🥱☕️🦙

Kat ❣️@esmealux.bsky.social · 3d ago

The epilogue of Feels Like Home is up ❤️ archiveofourown.org/works/512302... #LuciferFanfiction #LuciferNetflix

Kat ❣️@esmealux.bsky.social · 4d ago

Tomorrow, 'Feels Like Home' - also known as the roommates au - finally comes to an end when we post the epilogue, exactly five years after we posted the first chapter of the 5+1 that turned into a much, much longer story than either of us ever imagined. No, we're not okay 😭 #LuciferFanfiction

The_do_that_girl @thedothatgirl.bsky.social · 3d ago

Apparently it's #FanArtWednesday #LuciferFanart Nothing new but here's a repeat.

Man and a woman stare into each other's eyes.

Izzie @isobelhardy4.bsky.social · 3d ago

For once I remembered it's #FanArtWednesday! Anyone need a hand?? 😄 #LuciferFanArt #TomEllis #LuciferNetflix 😈🎨

A zoom in of part of a pencil portrait, showing only a hand raised and resting casually against a be-scruffed chin.

Gabby @que-sarrat.bsky.social · 4d ago

Chapter 3 of Operation Honeymoon is up 🌸 📷 #Luciferfanfiction #LuciferNetflix archiveofourown.org/works/881169...

spa items: massage bar, towel, small pink flowers, and a basket

snippet of chapter 3:
After lunch, they were scheduled for a few hours at the spa, which Chloe had not been looking forward to. She never did this kind of thing herself, and the few times she’d been to one in the past had been because her mom insisted. It always felt so wasteful to her, and she had a hard time actually relaxing.

Lucifer, of course, embraced it wholeheartedly.

“Not a single word,” Chloe said as she emerged from the changing room in her robe and slippers. They were alone for the moment. She didn’t know what she’d been thinking, signing them up for this. It’d just seemed like such a typical thing to do at a resort that it pretty much checked itself.

And now she had to deal with being almost naked around Lucifer while getting a freaking couples massage.

“Whatever would I have to say besides how lovely you look?” Lucifer said, smirking. “I for one am extremely ready to be pampered with my partner.”

Yeah, he would be. “That’s exactly what I’m talking about.”

“Don’t be so grumpy,” he said. “This is a time of relaxation and bliss.”

She crossed her arms, trying to make sure the robe was very securely shut, and then dropped them immediately when she realized it was just drawing attention to her chest. Lucifer certainly noticed.

“If you’re not going to want me touching you, then we should probably request a different service now,” he said.

“Touching me? You can touch me. Casually,” she hissed, at the wicked little grin touching his lips. He was already opening his mouth to make some crack about it. “You already do it all the time.”

“Massages are different,” he said. “Much more… intimate.”

“Wait. Lucifer, you do know that a couple’s massage just means we get massages at the same time, right? You’re not giving me one.”

His grin dropped away immediately. “No?”

“No.”

🔍🦙 Crime Solving Alpaca 😈@lucipaca.bsky.social · 4d ago

Don't play this game. Ugh.

Stella Sacco@antlervel.vet · 4d ago

I didn’t even see this had been announced. I was lead writer on this one! And Saber replaced me with ChatGPT midway through development. All the passenger voices were AI too. Either they changed direction at some point or they’re not disclosing it on Steam

WordRunner @wordrunner.bsky.social · 5d ago

Things are finally getting better so have a Happenstance update. Ch 41 — Celestial Insiders Club Maze has a visceral reaction to Michael's late night visit. Then she and Chloe are interrupted by a worried therapist. archiveofourown.org/works/714425... #LuciferFanfiction #LuciferNetflix

Lucifer 10th Anniversary @luci10anniversary.bsky.social · 5d ago

Monday 10th Prompt reminder: The bi-stander effect www.tumblr.com/lucifer10ann... 📺😈 😈🎨 😈📖 #Lucifer10 #Lucifer #LuciferFanArt #LuciferFanFic #LuciferNetflix #Deckerstar

Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 5d ago

@MNateShyamalan
Entomologist here. Great question! It may seem surprising that the scientific community could miss an entire bug species after all this time, especially when it’s THIS big. The answer might surprise you more. Let’s dive in (1/?)

(quoting:)
@theoceanblooms
can I ask a question: how does something like this go undiscovered until now

(quoting:)
@ABC
Scientists have discovered a giant new species of stick insect in Australia, which is over 15 inches long and researchers say may be the heaviest insect in the country.

@MNateShyamalan
he look like stick (2/2)

Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 6d ago

this. stop. direct harm and directly used to bully and also influence political decisions.

Amber@risettemd.bsky.social · 6d ago

Please stop paying for anything Harry Potter. This is where your money is going. At this point, you're not an ally, you're an abuser and we're your victim.

JK Rowling says the lawsuits will keep coming - to prevent trans women from using the right restroom.

Sofia Fuentes Grape *Art Demons Collective*@sofiafgrape.bsky.social · last wk.

I skipped last week, sorry about that, but now it's #FanartWednesday again! #Lucifer10 #LuciferAnniversary #LuciferFanart 😈📺🎨😈

Watercolor painting of Deckerstar kissing. There is a second angle of the scene overlayed on the main picture caused by the different angles fading in and out during the scene giving the picture an interesting effect

Mai 💜@mailundbyholm.bsky.social · last wk.

One of the first drawings where I practiced drawing with pastel pencils 🫣😅 Lucifer doesn't look very good, but it turned out to be a fun picture 😅😂 #LuciferFanArt #Lucifer10 #Lucifans #Art #Lucifer

Vagina Museum @vaginamuseum.bsky.social · last wk.

Pubic Service Announcement The Vagina Museum is trans inclusive. Always has been, always will be. Today the new EHRC Code of Practice comes into effect. Let us be clear, the guidance changes nothing about how we operate.

Locus Magazine @locusmag.bsky.social · 2w ago

Ursula K. Le Guin’s Home Recognized as National Historic Landmark, to host Writers’ Residency locusmag.com/2026/08...

Katharina Schipkowski @katschipkowski.bsky.social · 2w ago

Angst vor der Polizei kannte er eigentlich nur aus Russland, sagt der LGBTQ-Aktivist Dmitrii Chunosov. Bis zum Hamburger CSD, wo er Polizei rief, weil er sich von der Europapassage diskriminiert fühlte. Dann wurde alles schlimmer. @taz.de taz.de/Polizeischik...

Polizeischikane beim CSD: Flagge zeigen ist gefährlich

Ein Teilnehmer des Hamburger CSD fühlt sich von der Europapassage diskriminiert und ruft die Polizei. Dann wird alles noch schlimmer.

taz.de

Chloris @thechloris.bsky.social · last wk.

Update! 🏺Love Potion No 9🏺 Ch 7 - I'll Be Your Wish This fic is complete with this last chapter to wrap everything up! Thank you to everyone who has followed along with me. archiveofourown.org/works/847573... #LuciferFanfiction #LuciferNetflix

Lucifer gets out of the cruiser, noting a couple of unis as they walk purposefully past him into the building. He turns, gaze softening when he takes in the Detective. She is especially lovely this morning with her hair down around her shoulders—an attempt he gleefully notes doesn’t do much to hide the marks he made—and a blouse in the perfect shade of blue to bring out her eyes.

He prowls around the front of the car, wanting to be closer to her, and brushes the back of his hand against hers before hooking his pinky around her fingers as they make their way to the door.

“None of this”—she motions at their hands—“when we get inside.”

“Not to worry, Detective,” he purrs. “You have made the rules clear.”

Glancing at him with a rueful smile, she asks, “And are you are going to follow them?”

“Of course not,” he says, laughing. “But I do have incentive to refrain from being too bad.”

She snorts, but doesn’t extract her hand.

“For instance, I won’t gather our coworkers to make an announcement about our new relationship when we get inside.”

“Lucifer!” She tugs him to a stop.

“What? I said I won’t do that.”

“No announcements at all. None.”

Does she not want anyone to know? She’s aware he’s the Devil now…

“Look.” She steps closer to him, her hand in his. “Dan knows. Ella will know soon, if she doesn’t already. I need to fill out the relationship paperwork with HR. You’ve seen how the rumor mill works here. Everyone will know about us by the end of the day. Probably sooner. No announcements needed.”

Right. Of course. His Detective prefers to keep things low-key. He suppresses a sigh of relief by sheer force of will.

“As you wish, darling.” He slips his hand to the small of her back and sweeps open the door with his other arm, ushering her in.

With a smile for him, she squares her shoulders and strides in, making a beeline for her desk.

Ellipsus @ellipsus.com · last wk.

AI verifiers will always have a significant margin of error, because (1) the judgment criteria is derived from human writing itself, and (2) humans are by nature unpredictable (that’s what makes it creative work!). And the costs of getting it wrong are high and growing.

Ellipsus @ellipsus.com · last wk.

AI verifiers are no friends to writers. They were built from the same stolen work as every other generative AI model out there… and the damage to authors is REAL. A beefy 🧵👇

Lucifer 10th Anniversary @luci10anniversary.bsky.social · 2w ago

Monday Prompt reminder: Say that with a gay face www.tumblr.com/lucifer10ann... 📺😈 😈🎨 😈📖 #Lucifer10 #Lucifer #LuciferFanArt #LuciferFanFic #LuciferNetflix #Deckerstar

John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 2w ago

Bluesky is a "liberal bubble" because fascist chuds can't get traction without algorithmic assistance and because people here trained themselves to block "debate me" trybois the instant they roll up

The Verge@theverge.com · 2w ago

Bluesky's new CEO Toni Schneider on the platform's reputation for being a liberal bubble: "Yes, we definitely want that to change. It is already changing. It certainly wasn’t designed to attract one specific group of people."

John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 2w ago

Every now and then someone takes a run at me along the lines of "I don't understand why you, a scifi writer, don't appreciate 'AI'," and I'm all, motherfucker, it's *because* I'm a science fiction writer I have the positions I have, how many times do we have to fucking yell "torment nexus," my dude

Premee Mohamed @premeemohamed.com · 2w ago

The only *guaranteed* piece of craft advice I can give -- I mean the advice that is universally applicable -- is that if you kill many other writers and eat their scribere gland (roughly the size of a black-eyed pea, so be careful not to damage it) then your prose will improve immensely

Aiyana White @aiyanaewhite.bsky.social · 2w ago

Nothing destroys credibility faster than saying “I asked chatGPT.” Oh you lack both imagination and work ethic? Good to know…

Jen Mercieca@jenmercieca.bsky.social · 2w ago

All y'all: AI search is not "research." Don't get it twisted, this confusion will make you foolish.

Gabby @que-sarrat.bsky.social · 2w ago

Chapter 44 of No Love More True is up ✨ #Luciferfanfiction #LuciferNetflix archiveofourown.org/works/700107...

Chloe and Lucifer in the interrogation room, episode 2x05

Linda 😈 😇 #SaveDBD #LuciFam #SPNFamily #DBDFamily @superlc529.bsky.social · 2w ago

Hands down, this is one of THE most badass moments of the series. 🔥 Love this Devil forever & always. ✨ 1784 days have now gone by since we've said "goodbye for now" to our #Lucifer 🥺 It's Day 1784 of missing #LuciferMorningstar #LuciFam 💔😈 #TomEllis

WordRunner @wordrunner.bsky.social · 3w ago

Where the Lost Things Go update🛤️ Ch 14 — Dehiscence Chloe, Lucifer, and the witches travel to the lost district Chloe has been dreaming of and find more than they intended. archiveofourown.org/works/860204... #FullMoonJune #LuciferFanfiction #LuciferNetflix