[on trial for putting five bullets in a young guy’s head] the real violence is the violence on the global south, but you’re not ready for that conversation 💅💫
Be kind to the horniest people you have ever met, they are having a terrible week
again: If you do not fight at the barricade of trans healthcare you will fight at the barricade of the most stigmatized medication you are on and you will do it with fewer experienced allies because you left trans people to die
Mitchell Epner@mitchellepner.bsky.social · 4mo agoI take Lexapro. I have taken Lexapro for over two decades. The times that I have discontinued taking Lexapro have ended very badly for me. RFKJ is trying to kill millions of Americans like me. www.nytimes.com/2026/05/04/s...
in fact, gooners now are doing reverse nutting, at my order
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2w agoTrump on transgender kids: "In fact, hospitals now are doing reverse surgery, at my order"
my new ttrpg combat system is getting rave reviews from testers, such as "all the strategic depth of blackjack, and all the gambling of a ttrpg!" and "realistically speaking here, all you've done is made blackjack harder to play."
my tamed, gender-secure effeminate cisboi bestie is acting the fuck out
Helldivers 2 play cycle is insane 1. Low level super credit farming 2. Use saved medals from Major Orders to get halfway through new warbond 3. Play High level missions to get the last page and a half of gear on said warbond 4. Resume super credit farming but now you have a Meltagun for no reason
it's "europeans suddenly decide they trust american police" week on bluesky
i gotta hand it to tractor supply co. i have no idea where else to get tractor supplies
Was anybody gonna tell me "Sir" Isaac Newton was the clockiest bitch in science or was I just supposed to find out myself?? "I got hit in the head with a fruit" yeah sure girl I bet it was the first time 🙄
my girlfriend asking me what i want for dinner so she can soft launch getting chipotle for the third time in a week
the only way to get a deergirl pregnant is to hit her with your car
[losing at chess to a dog] masterful play, ma'am. you must have studied with the grandmasters
Eric Michael Garcia@ericmgarcia.bsky.social · 2mo agoAOC not getting behind Graham Platner looks like a chess move now.
It's FREE RPG DAY nerds! Which means Mythrider is totally free to download! Explore the uncharted wilderness of a supernaturally huge forest, call forth legends into the world and bend magic through the wings of dragonflies in a system powered by Wild Words! natjones1809.itch.io/mythrider
"deconstructing gender roles" to most people means nothing about familial relations or heteronormativity or altering your sexed body or interventions in gendered labour anyway. it means wearing different clothes and posting it on instagram for marketing deals
we all got that one oomfie that lowkey got groomed but they're cool with it so like i guess it's whatever