i’m worried that my vocabulary has been permanently damaged and i’m always a hair’s breadth away from saying something horribly inappropriate in a business setting like any time there’s a single chair separate from all other seating in a room i’m at real risk of calling it the cuck chair

me muttering to myself: another day, another call to abandon my home and destroy the wretched beast of redmond me talking to my colleagues: ya idk microsoft visual studio kinda sucks

a monofilament kitchen knife that never needs to be sharpened would ALMOST be worth the missing fingers

the more time i spend around illustrators the more i realize how many of them think the porn artists are the cool ones

if you post your cat regularly know that i appreciate you and love your cat

most likely to bleed on something

suika game thug finals happening right now because norcal is deranged

🎴 高 | irene koh 🎴@koh.money · 4d ago

🍉 we streaming the Suika Game bracket at Caliburst 🍉 twitch.tv/pattheflip

one time i was walking to the subway in NYC when some guy catcalled me i start to retort, but before i can get a full sentence in a dude in a white greasy tank starts walking over yelling “whaddafuck is da matta witchu? do you kiss ya motha with that mouth” and fucking *lays* into him

☀️@stel.energy · 5d ago

quote this with a time a bystander helped you out

Some of y’all

it is very interesting how like 10 years ago guys would assume anything i coded/wrote that they were impressed by was really coded/written by some boyfriend of mine they made up - and today their code and words are written by their ai girlfriends

"what if i started an FTL run" she said to herself at midnight when she knows she has to fix her sleep schedule for the next day

look i'm not saying twitch feeding streams into the LLM training slurry is defensible but if your alternative is youtube i have very bad news for you about what google has been hoarding data for

the number of people who are unwilling to put their optional, often spendy, pleasures above very simple acts of support for people who have been wronged is a sign of moral rot not giving abusive shitty people money is so easy but people will wring their hands and justify why they'll do it knowingly

Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️@alice.averlong.com · 7d ago

honestly I'm hiding from the sandwich owner pretty well, I've gotten used to wearing a bullet proof vest and only leaving the house when absolutely necessary, so the real pain is just knowing that all my friends are prioritizing a tasty sandwich over if I live or die

it’s super fucked up how basically everything i struggled with as a child just gets massively better with stimulants tits notwithstanding i guess i need different drugs for those

fixed a nasty bug that's been eating me for almost a week and purging all the gnarly debug shit i included feels like finally getting to clean my bedroom after it's been a mess for a month.

i miss git so fucking much dude

puppy girls are a psyop by collar manufacturers to make up sales lost after dog harnesses started to become popular

sometimes you use google as a calculator of convenience and it responds in thoroughly normal fashion

if i had a billion dollars i would pay a guy six figures to follow me around for a year and punch me every time i used my phone without specific problem solving intent

derek guy@dieworkwear.bsky.social · last wk.

being a billionaire and on the internet all day is crazy to me. if i had even five million dollars, you would not find me online whatsoever.

anyway the opening blood rave scene in the first blade movie is sick as fuck

lydia@lydz.bsky.social · last wk.

sometimes you rewatch an old movie and realize it left a WAY bigger impression on you than you thought

sometimes you rewatch an old movie and realize it left a WAY bigger impression on you than you thought

cleaned my espresso machine at the scheduled time instead of procrastinating it by 4 days everyone say good job lydia

this is the personality that launched a thousand ships

when the FUCK did o’reilly books start doing color animal illustrations???? www.humblebundle.com/books/linux-...

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baseball is just modern opera

i thought i’d be over developing crushes on women on public transit but nope still too gay for my own good

the personal life stuff is awful but also these people are in for a RUDE awakening when they get taken to court for something and their transcribed jokes get decontextualized and used in court "don't put it in email unless you're ok with it ending up in the NYT" now applies to every meeting

Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 2w ago

Definitionally, these are not “friends.”

28 of the same three variants of LLM powered scam call in the last week. that’s four a day. at this point the actual phone part of my phone is fucking useless.

this is a reminder: reapply thermal paste to your PS3/360 if you haven't done it!! they're getting old, and this is preventative maintenance that can save the life of the console!