Alan Smithee

@m6i2k6e.bsky.social

-- er... Hollywood pixel-pusher and wannabe-paid screenwriter, wanderluster, fruit tree lover, Serie A watcher, Krav Maga-er (yes, that’s a word) and snobber of coffee. “Oh mother, I can feel, the soil falling over my country's head” - Morrissey & Me

FIFA: we're gonna privatize the World Cup to collect even more money and political control UEFA: eat a bag of dicks ME: looks like I'll be going to England/Scotland/Wales/Ireland in '28 instead of Portugal/Spain in '30 🤷‍♂️

4 weeks after I butchered this thing and chopped it off the mother plant and potted it, it’s grown 2 new leaves and a 2 foot tall pup! Banana plants are amazing. Nature! 🙌

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