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You can do anything! . . . . If you try extremely hard and be frustrated and grumbling the whole time
Devil's greatest trick on human kind was making tablespoon and teaspoon pretty damn similar. Or when he knocked over that guy's anarchy symbol on public access television
He did one trick on it, got tired and threw up and left. I specifically paid for 3-4 tricks
I will post Shnauzenheimer. In the second pic, you can see he is Snoozenheimer.
Alice Bottino@bottino.games · 5mo agoPost dog
Got a "Wife Simulator" on my phone, so basically you open it and you can Love and Cherish your wife. So there's three buttons: Love, Cherish, and Options. If you press Options, there are more buttons like Audio, Video, Advanced, Exit. If you press Audio, you have Master Audio, SFX, Voice, Stereo, Mo
"Stop seeing things, okay? There's no one there."
a big ass bowl of spaghetti. you're given a big bowl of spaghetti to eat. and you start eating that big ass bowl of spaghetti. then, all of the sudden, as you're eating, you come across a roach. in that spaghetti. What? theres a roach in this big ass bowl of spaghetti. now, do you continue eating th
The drawing of mine that’s gotten the most engagement ever is this one; Twitter absolutely loved this a couple years ago lmao. If you’re seeing this again for the first time in years and are only now becoming aware that I’m the one who made it; Surprise I guess LOL
What if we renamed the refractory period... to the satisfactory period? *remembers that no satisfaction is derived from base carnal desires, and that not only is it sin to act upon these, but to even promote them is damnable* *goes and plays with dangerous lawn care equipment like hedge clippers*
Today, on my way home, I saw "Lovely Dog," "Friendly Dog," and "Croakendog." Still no sign of "Wealthy Friendly Dog," "Arbor Dog," or "Terror Dog." I'll keep you all posted.
Pokémon Gold Version & Pokémon Silver Version / Print ad / Nintendo / 2001
This 3-word phrase will stop people from interrupting you, says public speaking expert
