Might head over to a new website soon. Mulling it over. Any recs? No plebsites please, not gonna bother with a response. Im only allowed 3 new sites a month so gotta keep the options elite.
Pulling up to LabubuCon in a few secs, lol. Got my Matcha Labubu and my Honey Sparkle Labubu. Brought enough hand sanitizer to sterilize a entire village, lol probably would have to be a small one. Probably would have to stay at the inn while i sterilized. Might meet a lass, lol. We would begin anew
I was reading jokes from a Culver's placemat to my five year old niece. I said "Why did the cod blush?" and she said "BECAUSE HE WANTED TO DIE"
Gonna get a burger from the suspicious pop-up near my apartment called The Hamberder Dot Com
Went to a cheer-accident concert and got to show this personally to Thymme Jones. High point for me
clamheide@zurheide.bsky.social · 5mo agosome poses I think Gumballhead the Cat could be hittin
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Devil's greatest trick on human kind was making tablespoon and teaspoon pretty damn similar. Or when he knocked over that guy's anarchy symbol on public access television
He did one trick on it, got tired and threw up and left. I specifically paid for 3-4 tricks
Got a "Wife Simulator" on my phone, so basically you open it and you can Love and Cherish your wife. So there's three buttons: Love, Cherish, and Options. If you press Options, there are more buttons like Audio, Video, Advanced, Exit. If you press Audio, you have Master Audio, SFX, Voice, Stereo, Mo
Wanting to go home and draw = very very good, close to ideal Wanting to go home and draw blood from those who've wronged me = very very good, ideal and real Wanting to go home and sandpaper on my thingie = uh oh! Ooohooohhooh... uh oh!
when you ask the guy at the liquor store about alcohol and all he gives you is that strait edge stare
If my buddy owen were a scam caller, the world would be better verily
Ejected from the ball game for singing "Buy me some penis and cracker jacks" over and over in the bottom of the third
I will post Shnauzenheimer. In the second pic, you can see he is Snoozenheimer.
Alice Bottino@bottino.games · 5mo agoPost dog
Smoking that East Wind Pot got me contemplating bushido and other such ideas
Due to some readers expressing interest in using the Supper Mario Broth Mii in the recently released Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream, I have prepared my Mii and an easy-to-draw design for my best friend, Wallop. Instructions in reply! Regular content will now resume.
I've been having a lot of medical troubles this past month so I'm putting all my games and soundtracks on sale this week to try to make up for the unexpected expenses store.steampowered.com/curator/4561... I appreciate any support during this tough time, and I hope you enjoy the games, thanks
What if we renamed the refractory period... to the satisfactory period? *remembers that no satisfaction is derived from base carnal desires, and that not only is it sin to act upon these, but to even promote them is damnable* *goes and plays with dangerous lawn care equipment like hedge clippers*
Today, on my way home, I saw "Lovely Dog," "Friendly Dog," and "Croakendog." Still no sign of "Wealthy Friendly Dog," "Arbor Dog," or "Terror Dog." I'll keep you all posted.
On a packed train and my gland detectors are lighting up like a damn christmas tree. What has the world come to?
Has anyone on BlueSky tried a McDonald’s hamburger? Is it good?
The final token card for my good friend and compatriot Nick Wolonovski, this one depicts Spirit of course
