Mad Cat 🌹
@madcatfanatic.bsky.social
Living in an America unrecognizable to its own constitution
“They didn’t cover this at Couch-Fucker University so to answer your question, here’s some gibberish”
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 6d agoQ: How do you define socialism personally? JD VANCE: I think in reality what it actually means in the American context is you want to replace American workers with foreigners workers, and you want boys to play in girls' sports
@icbymmwt.bsky.social AMY FIND THESE QUICK BEFORE THEY’RE GONE
Dexerto@dexerto.bsky.social · 2w agoPop-Tarts is ending its BuzzBallz collab over concerns the cocktails could appeal to children “Childhood brands should not become tools for normalizing or promoting alcohol consumption”, US Alcohol Policy Alliance said
Text Me Back podcast (the only podcast) going hard on how much shopping in person sucks now (ségment PUBES) and I’m screaming because YES it’s all awful now and WHY Thank you, @importantmeagan.bsky.social; drag them to hell
Mad Cat 🌹@madcatfanatic.bsky.social · 5mo agoPeople shop online because the experience of shopping in stores now is, “wow they have everything except this very basic thing I need.”
A small group of yellow shafted northern flickers are eating bugs in my yard this afternoon. Because I am extremely middle-aged, this shit whips.
I have the opposite of FOMO, please stop telling me things I don't wish to know.
I made this sad caramel apple, if you even care.
Me on a typical day: I don’t care for sports Me when my best friend is doing a sport: *sobbing* NOBODY TALK TO ME I’M BUSY WHERES MY STATUS UPDATE DID EVERYONE SEE THAT??
Closing the lid absolutely mitigates the microbe plume and the authors of the study recommend that you do it. SO CLOSE THE LID
The Guardian@theguardian.com · last mo.Flushing the toilet can release a ‘plume’ of breathable pathogens – and closing the lid won’t stop their escape
My habaneros and ghosties are friggin perfect this year
Top Fair Foods: 1. Chicken tandoori queseratha and a Mediterranean lemonade at Holy Land 2. Rick’s pickle pizza 3. Hamline church breakfast sandwich 4. Peachy’s Amish donuts 5. Carib Cafe lobster roll Honorable mention: Sarah’s Tipsy Pies—don’t sleep on the savory ones
Notes on new foods: Apple fries: tangy, delicious, and worth the wait Croquettes: one of the worst things I’ve ever eaten. Should have known since there was no line. Hmong corn dog: crust and sauce were good but the sausage was unsettling. Caramel Apple Iced Tea: Excellent—no notes
This tracks since I grew up in MN/CA and as an adult lived in Oregon 😂
I am not biased: episodes with @ultra_merethon are the best and funniest. This one was especially good.
I Can't Believe You Made Me Watch That@icbymmwt.bsky.social · 2mo agowife of the pod @ultra_merethon is back to talk I MISS YOU, HUGS AND KISSES (1978), where canadian love goes to DIE! icbymmwt.libsyn.com/i-miss-you-h...
Flags shouldn’t half mast for Dolly. She inspired full mast her whole life so get those flags up.
There are lots of 80 year olds to choose from 👀 WHY DOLLY AND TIM
And you definitely don't want to use a high-powered 532nm green laser, because it can permanently burn and disable digital camera CMOS or CCD sensors. Green light is absorbed at a very high efficiency by these electronic sensors, meaning concentrated beams easily melt or overload the pixel array.
