a spent stage crashing into the moon is not a big deal nor abnormal but "The moon has clearly seen better days" is objectively hilarious

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 3h ago

NASA Administrator Jared Isaacman on rockets crashing into the moon: "It's not a big deal right now. The moon has clearly seen better days."

The road is now completely cleared for Haley Stevens 2028.

The road is now completely cleared for Haley Stevens 2028.

Bike guillotine is fantastic

@boozeandbullets2.bsky.social · 15h ago

Remembering “America is already great” lol

China is trying to save the world

Sarah Taber@sarahtaber.bsky.social · 2d ago

Absolutely unbelievable how solar power has taken off worldwide during the Hormuz oil crisis. You don't have to hand it to him, but Trump may have done more to finally kick off a global civilization of effete librul solar users than anyone else in the West

I cannot stress this enough: get a trust, get your shit in order, don’t make your kids figure all this shit out. I’m begging you. Don’t put this on them

I’ve decided to retire from public life following scrutiny

"The idea of society may sound appealing, but it's old men who will take the hit, planting trees under whose shade they might never sit."

USA TODAY Opinion@usatodayopinion.usatoday.com · 2d ago

Opinion: Mamdani's idea may sound appealing, but it's NYC taxpayers who will take the hit, subsidizing discounts they may never even use.

Love it or hate it publishing anything every day since 1998 is some sort of accomplishment

BoneQuest@bonequest.com · 2d ago

"10K" https://bonequest.com/10000

Oregon blueberries are fucking amazing, I’m gonna move up here just for these

Damn dawg they've given the live laugh love treatment to the ummah

me on here

THINGS ALLOWED TO BE ANXIOUS WHEN THEY HAVE UNEXPRESSED THOUGHTS - infants - cocker spaniels - your buddy Craig who works at 7-11 and is high all the time THINGS NOT ALLOWED TO BE ANXIOUS - people who can launch nuclear weaponry

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 3d ago

Sen. John Kennedy on Trump's blatant reflecting pool lies: "The president says it was caused by vandals. I don't know if he really believes that or it's part of his political messaging or he's just thinking out loud ... he grows anxious when he has an unexpressed thought."

The movie Slingshot (2024) is bad

None of us are free until all of us are free (from diarrhea)

Chad Loder@chadloder.dev · 4d ago

The diarrhea lettuce company, Taylor Farms, uses slave labor contracted from the Arizona Dept. of Corrections. The backbreaking labor is often performed by imprisoned Mexican nationals who would be otherwise ineligble to work in the US. They are paid $1.50 an hour.

Big pond

MD-10s going to fight a fire near Medford

When the Siberian Bacteria with Stem Placenta Baby Drips $165,000 hits

聖☆Alex Degen@adactivity.bsky.social · 4d ago

Just got an advertisement on the internet that is making me insane

I’ll always remember the pandemic starting and Nate Silver going from “I won’t comment on this, listen to doctors” to “I’m an expert in infectious diseases” in the span of like 8 days

the Mountain Goats@themountaingoats.bsky.social · 4d ago

there’s, like, a lot of yall who think I’m talking about one specific guy here and it’s like no. this is a general problem. the guy you’re thinking of, that is just one guy among many guys

We’re going to “Crater Lake” tomorrow, that classic place where aliens first crash landed

Can check

Only good part so far is it sucks - already saw someone generate a burning Capitol Building and it put in labeled highways with garbled text and crashed helicopters the size of entire buildings that look like assets from Command and Conquer

Joseph Cox@josephcox.bsky.social · 5d ago

New from 404 Media: Google Earth has introduced an AI feature that lets anyone fabricate completely bullshit satellite images. In our own tests, we added a “bomb blast and crater” to an area of Los Angeles. This is a misinformation time bomb, will 100% be abused www.404media.co/google-earth...

Forecasting in Medford is off by about 10 degrees, thank you Doge Morons

Knife guys utterly vindicated by 2030

cee@cee.wtf · 6d ago

this sounds and looks insane but i actually really really like "just stab it" as a killswitch

Not just mislabeled, i don’t think ANY of those outlines correspond to the outline of ANY actual country in africa. Also, big fan of the leftmost one that has a line that points to… nothing

Benjamin Alvarez@benjalvarez1.bsky.social · 6d ago

A US government map of Africa mislabeled every country during a State Department presentation at a global conference in Brazil this week, causing a stir among attendees who took screenshots and posted them online. www.reuters.com/world/africa...

*exhales enormous bong rip* is that minotaur-centaur-robot getting a chainsaw from his pickup?

Cameron 🇺🇸🗽🦅@cameroncorduroy.bsky.social · 7d ago

we cannot allow this technology to fall into furry hands

The capslock really turns this one up

Alex Turner@turntrout.bsky.social · 7d ago

News on the Gemini integration into DoW! Uh... What is this? The guy literally asking Google Gemini "I NEED JHELP BUILDING AN AGENT TO MAKE A WAR" and attaching "WAR.docx"..? Is that a real query? Just for the promo image? How confusing and strange x.com/DoWCTO/statu...