Have PiF & NUFC misunderstood what was meant when (I think) @georgecaulkin.bsky.social said ‘We just want a club that tries’? Because right now, it’s very trying.
If you ain’t read @editkev.football latest email with a deep dive into Matthias Jaissle, you need to get your self signed up right away. As always it goes into amazing levels of detail and is a fascinating look into our potential future. Thanks Kev 👏 #nufc
This wasn't a newsletter I had on my bingo card. But here you go, #NUFC fans 🔽 www.editkev.football/p/what-will-...
What will Matthias Jaissle bring to Newcastle United?
A data-led look at what the young German coach will bring to the post-Howe era at St James' Park.
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What was Trump doing that made the Secret Service agent behind him react like this?
Ok I’m off to bed, emotionally drained & not at all looking forward to tomorrow’s inevitable NUFC news of Bruno leaving. Sleep well! 🤪
Two weeks ago, but he wants to leave and is refusing to train 😵💫 #NUFC #BigJoe #Joelinton
So, who took training today? Who takes the lads to La Manga tomorrow? Graeme Jones and a bag of cones? What a mess #NUFC
Can someone a CERN please switch it off and back on again?
Think we missed a trick not trying for Morten Hjulmand before all this Bruno stuff kicked off. £40m was a steal.
Well the structures that govern World Football might be about to collapse around us, so my own feeling iffy about #NUFC 's season might have to be put on the back burner for abit
If FIFA go full-commercial entity, then all the finance rules are out of the window. Can’t stop a club from spending their own money if your governing body is a normal business as that is restraint of trade. Hence UEFA shitting the bed and coming out swinging.
Mark Douglas (@MsiDouglas) RT @NUSCuk: A little insight to the return of KK It’s publicly reported everywhere and quoted that KK never came back to NUFC but under the radar his friend Graeme Forster took him in last year - the Academy final day before they broke for summer. It was (1/5)
Lads, not saying I’m ITK but I’ve heard Karl Muirhead is preparing to consider thinking about starting a rumour. Don’t shoot the messenger, hya wi gan!
Karl Muirhead@karlmuirhead.bsky.social · last wk.Im going to start a rumour it seems very easy to do 😂 #nufc
Bruno hired Kia. He hired someone to make a move happen. I understand and respect his reasons for wanting to challenge for honours. He might not kick off like Isak, but he wants away and looking at the sales/replacements so far it seems we’re committed to a full rebuild. #nufc
Amanda@amandavetnurse.bsky.social · last wk.But are they? Has there been an official bid for Bruno? This whole thing is a mess, designed to stir the shit. I don’t know if the club are bending the truth or if it’s from the arsenal side.
Sunday goal for all NUFC fans - please, come to terms with the fact that Bruno is leaving. He (or his team) could’ve put an end to the speculation instantly - that they’ve chosen not to tells you everything. He’s been incredible for us, but everything ends. Let’s look forward. HWTL #NUFC
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Think of the saddest thing that happened in your childhood, multiply it by 100, and see how it compares to these 36 seconds
It's been a busy day Bluesky, you have my sincere apologies for how long you've been waiting for some stats about #NUFC 's newest summer signing. Aladji Bamba is a 20-year-old French defensive midfielder who is right-footed & who is 194cm (though some places have him listed at 181cm) 1/ 🧵
🚨 Newcastle target experienced signings as insiders pledge 'more to come' after £30m deal ⚫️ 'Bamba was on our radar from day 1' ⚪️ How #nufc landed him & what next ⚫️ 'Intelligent bets' but recognise need for balance Read (£1 for 3 months offer) 👇 inews.co.uk/sport/footba...
Why Newcastle signed Aladji Bamba - plus three other transfer deals in the works
Sources stress the move is not related to Bruno Guimaraes' future
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Good stuff in Mark Douglas's latest 3-4 more at least before incomings: GK (!) Fullbacks (plural!) RW (!!) + another CM if Willock leaves And older profiles included in that It all sounds very positive IMO #nufc
Fabrizio is Italian for fabricated. Romano is an anagram of the italian for rumour.
Lads. It's entirely possible that NUFC have some signings ready to announce but they feel the timing isn't great, given our collective grief. It's a heavy time for us all, we've lost a member of our Geordie family and (for lots of us) a defining childhood hero.
Fucking twats 🤬 nypost.com/2026/07/18/u...
‘Manosphere’ influencers Andrew and Tristan Tate arrested on rape, sex trafficking charges in Florida
‘Manosphere’ influencer brothers Andrew and Tristan Tate were arrested by U.S. Marshals in Florida Saturday in connection to rape and sex trafficking charges in the UK. Andrew and Trist…
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Newcastle United's UEFA settlement agreement dropped this week. Hyperbole followed. Reality? They're restricted but have already made some of the largest sales in English football. And most clubs need to sell well now. Cutting the noise w/ @chrisdhwaugh.bsky.social www.nytimes.com/athletic/745...
Newcastle’s settlement with UEFA and what it means for the summer transfer window (Gift Article)
Newcastle insist that further signings will be made and that Eddie Howe will have a strong squad come the end of the window
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TLDR: everything stays the same, but if we beach the 70% squad cost rules in 2026 (we wont) then it might get tricky next season if #nufc qualify for europe
Grey Eye Magpie@greyeyemagpie.bsky.social · 3w agoWhat we know/have worked out: - #NUFC have no uefa squad for 26/27 so the transfer net positive rule doesn't impact us - if we stay within the 70% SCR in 2026 calendar year then there wont be any limits on the UEFA squad A list next season (if we qualify) - as Gordon and Tonali sales and