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queer historical romance writer; eater of the rich. rep: @frecklywench TO KEEP A THIEF coming 2027 with Berkley Romance

They are bad and they should suffer profoundly for their badness so that the next set of people knows that's what happens when you decide you can afford to leave any hint of self-discipline or humility behind and simply dictate that your side should always win, regardless of fact or circumstance

Put a finger down if 1. you're a disaster bisexual who 2. has to pull a con on an unreasonably handsome man you don't like AT ALL so 3. you can steal his stuff and flee the country and 4. you *won't* join your staff's found family because 5. you fear to love again. Quick: 🖐️✊ #UnhingedPit #R #Q

angsty dancing meme: "they don't know I'm not a housekeeper, I'm a con artist stealing as much as I can from our employer so I can get away before the police show up and clap me in irons for a (different) crime"

TO KEEP A THIEF Queer DOWNTON ABBEY x Lex Croucher's TROUBLE 👒 disgraced lady's maid on the run 💎 con woman x gentleman ⚡️ grumpy/grumpy 🫠 oops! we fell in love ❤️‍🩹 found family ✨ Edwardian country house 🩷💜💙 queer m/f #HR #LGBTQ #Cupit

moodboard for TO KEEP A THIEF: country house, dust-sheets, wisteria, hands touching, misty countryside, Edwardian kitchen, tangled sheets with candle glow

The tax fight next year is going to be an absolute barn burner and it gives our side a perfect opportunity for moral and strategic clarity. They want to raise the price of stuff you buy and use your money to give more to corporations. Let’s keep it simple and let’s fight, after the holidays.

Harlan Crow and a few billionaires have provided Clarence Thomas with: -38 destination vacations -26 private jet flights -6 helicopter flights -Yacht voyages And we're going to let Thomas rule on Moore v. US, which could permanently shield billionaires from a wealth tax?