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Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Cashew)

@majima.space

🏳️‍⚧️ Cat-loving disabled/AuDHD. Kamurocho’s #1 Majima simp, kitten wrangler. Pillbug-pilled. Mothmaxxing. Purveyor of deep cuts. Walks with an air of confidence rarely seen in this day and age. Buddhist tokudo aspirant and close personal friend of Nic Cage

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Annalee Newitz@annaleen.bsky.social · 5mo ago

Important messages I have learned from horror films: 1. Don't be a shitty tourist or anthropologist 2. Don't insult marginalized people 3. Don't let the cute Irish guy inside, even if he has a guitar 4. Chainsaws are good for everything 5. Catcalls will get you gutted 6. Don't make a wish

Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Cashew)@majima.space · 22h ago

I’d be the “chill” guy. The one who grabs the bag man when he’s getting twisted and says “hey, hey, easy man. This lady’s just doing her job. Sorry about my buddy here… *checks name tag* …Helen, he’s kinda going through it lately. And this place IS insured. Fill the bag and we’re outta here.”

rax ‘levon honkers’ king@raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 2d ago

yall lacking for conversation starters? check this out: What Would Be Your Role In A Heist. always gets the party going

Zee (missing life's little cues)@miscue.bsky.social · 23h ago

THIS. IS. WHY. BILLIONAIRES. SHOULD. NOT. EXIST. They hoard wealth that could be circulating to better purposes. And when they *do* choose to spend money it's on useless wasteful shit like "failing to buy a Senator at the price of nearly HALF A BILLION dollars" or "shooting a car into space"

Sheryl Weikal says Prosecute ICE@leftistlawyer.com · yesterday

Want to know how much Elon Musk spent on midterms? He could have paid off all school lunch debt in the United States. TWICE.

Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Cashew)@majima.space · 24h ago

The Gay Agenda ◽️put away laundry ◽️clients ◽️pick up 2 things (arrange print supplies) ◽️finish N7 prints ◽️post office ◽️Rufus postcards ◽️print bookmarks ◽️crochet inventory ◽️call neuro ◽️deal with apartment people

Odette Engle@mistressodette.bsky.social · yesterday

This kind of restriction is incredibly insidious. It is not illegal to sit in someone’s face. It is illegal to possess face-sitting porn. For the depiction of a non-illegal act to be illegal is not only fucking weird, it is an extremely dangerous perversion of law.

404 Media@404media.co · yesterday

As of today, anyone in the UK distributing or possessing this type of content, even if it’s just recorded in the privacy of their homes and not for sale on a porn site, could face up to five years in prison.

Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Cashew)@majima.space · yesterday

Okay, chat - how do we feel about possums? Okay, now how do we feel about shifter smut? Okay hear me out…

Catfished by the Possum

Wolves. Bears. Dragons. These are the shifters you always read about - aggressive, overpowering with lust, and willing to fight for their prize. There are other kinds of shifters though, the ones no o...

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David M. Perry@lollardfish.bsky.social · 2d ago

You should welcome all the new people to Bluesky by TELLING US ALL ABOUT YOUR BOOK AND DONT FORGET A LINK SO WE CAN BUY IT. Bluesky, the app for books.

Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Cashew)@majima.space · yesterday

Will now be referred to it like it’s Bear from Obsession. You could stop, but you’re too much of a coward to stop being a rapist because you can tell the computer to show you Nikki’s boobies

Alien Bob but also@jeremyoduber.com · 2d ago

"The genie is out of the bottle" when it comes to gen AI was always such a phrase for cowards. What, you have no self control or backbone so you're gonna assume the rest of us don't either? A hero would just wish for the genie to get the fuck back into the bottle!