chelsea bridge 🩸
@secretaboutbox.bsky.social
violence engineer. i worked on Time Machine, Xcode, and Marathon (2007).
❤️🔥 trans women are so hot it makes me want to throw shit across the room when i see them it's like i'm looking at a twenty thousand kilometer solar flare every time i glance at the naked form of a trans girl my eyes expand and my heart trips over a beat and i lose my breath ✨ trans women are divinity
i'm sitting on her face making her eat me out as i type this how's your night going everyone, sound off
when kamala harris went on fox news and refused to stand up for us i posted "democrats are not our friends, this is why we are afraid of them too" and took a bunch of shit from liberals about it but yeah anyway,
Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉@scumbelievable.bsky.social · 20h agoWhen they go low, we go, uh, well, it's not entirely clear, but nobody likes it.
🎵 they triiied to kill him with a forklift
Sophia_Nyx 🐰@sophianyx.bsky.social · 2d agoName your fav MST3K Song.
it's long past time america swap ketchup dispensers in restaurants with curry sauces. our french fries deserve better
decorating the hotel room with lilies because your catgirl is into edge play
the problem with the phrase "as good as gravy" is that there are sooooo many things notably better than gravy
i love my partners and my metas and my intimate friends and i want to hug and kiss you all and you make my life so happy thank you all for being in it
EXT. DOWNTOWN BROOKLYN — DAY KRYSTAL FUCKING SWORDS carves through the bustling New York City crowd with bladed wings. Nothing can stop her from getting up to trouble. KRYSTAL SWORDS (like a guitar solo) I'm gonna get up to trouble. CUT TO: TROUBLE
✨️Angel Facts✨️@angelic.style · 2d agoconsider: a krystal swords, wandering around new york city by herself, completely unattended. she could get up to so much trouble
idunno man i kinda think it sucks that most, not all, queer journalism see it as their sacred mission to give trans people anxiety attacks
crying and shaking as i lower my toaster pussy into the bathtub
chelsea bridge 🩸@secretaboutbox.bsky.social · 9mo ago[showing the pussy surgeon a picture of a four-slot toaster] "like this"
"it helps that you're built perfectly for groping" goddamn i love being a girl
hitting her so hard she questions whether bringing me home with her was a good idea
chelsea bridge 🩸@secretaboutbox.bsky.social · 3d agohit me so hard i question whether going home with you was a good idea
cliquer training (i train her to kneel for my friends)
"cheaters never win" yes they do. that's the point of cheating
hit me so hard i question whether going home with you was a good idea