Jordan

@malicae.bsky.social

Mom. Babysitting and Cat Herding for Democracy. #WideAwakes On Long Island. If I followed you, it's probably because you're also on Long Island. 🖖 Navigating the Great Material Continuum at https://www.chairish.com/shop/amostpeculiarvintage

The ideal local party-building activity is just...feeding people and entertaining their kids. I think parties *sort of* understand this, but think it's tacky, or they try it and it fails miserably because they can't help running up to the attendees after 20 minutes and giving them the Hard Sell.

Shout-out to our sanitation workers, who know how to delight all of the kids on the block, whether that means honking to the waving toddlers, or letting my husband throw a bag of garbage into the truck all by himself 😍♥️