malkieriking
@malkieriking.bsky.social
Michigan Special Teams stan she/her
I feel like this image is going to get a lot of use but I don’t know in what context it could ever be useful
i started Figuring Things Out pretty late but obviously the inklings were always there . pushing back against especially homophobia but also just vile talk about women in general still made me deeply uncomfortable to exist in sports, and really my love of numbers was my savior
between this article and the northwestern student paper thing (that i think bsky mostly managed to avoid, but has been raging on twitter for days), something i wish straight sports fans understood is: many women and queer ppl reject sports bc everything the culture rejected them first
Every Lamar Jackson injury/sickness is the most unique thing I’ve ever seen
look i get that somebody has to say it but having to explicit say “there’s no evidence of this” is hilarious
Gabe Poirot says he spent 18 days in Heaven and met a Jesus who was six feet tall, made of fire, and overflowing with testosterone. Fox treated this as news. There's no evidence of this. Just a deeply manipulative story and a book to promote. www.friendlyatheist.com/p/a-christia...
men don’t know how to maintain friendships/social groups without fantasy football leagues existing as a group obligation SOURCE: i only play fantasy football to keep in touch with my childhood friends
the tech bro who uses AI to play fantasy football for him is being dragged online. no one has ever been quite so mad frankly.
every time i play it i'm amazed at how great this chart is
i stopped playing DDR for like 2 or 3 weeks and my mood immediately got 10 times better, time to not think about that at all
cracked open the 23s today, also hit the funny number of wilds (67)
"the problem with the lions is they're bad at zone and they're also bad at man" pretty much, yeah
score 30 and pray is basically the Lions condensed gameplan and it's not going to work against real teams whether they make the playoffs or not
this whole GP is a shitshow and we're not even halfway through the formation laps lmaooooo
max finally on pole and we get a major race day change DARN
i don't think Michigan's defense is gonna hold in the 4th if the offense plays 2 snaps again
sports present the unusual situation of having to make a challenging decision in real time at your job while Tootsee Roll by 69 Boyz blares
today was the first time i didn't play stepmaniax in 15 days and i feel dirty
Mike Tomlin is currently giving a tour of his boutique hotel in Minecraft, which has a multipurpose conference room and an appropriate number of public restroom and I’m losing MY MIND
i really appreciate the artistry of whoever charted healing vision angelic mix csp for making a chart exactly as bad as the esp it's so awful but in character it wraps around to being great art. i still never want to play it
the guitar on give me novocaine/she's a rebel is still one of the most beautiful sounds i've ever heard
yesterday i finished APCing every easy chart today i hit 50 wild APCs it's time to dive into this game for real
i really appreciate the stepmaniax soundtrack for actively making me want to keep playing the game
the ball is started 3 yards in front of where it belonged!?!?!?