Mark Schofield
@markschofield.bsky.social
NFL, F1 and more at SBNation.com https://www.sbnation.com/authors/mark-schofield
"Government is the problem" says the *checks notes* Senator from a party that controls every lever of the Federal Government.
Rick Scott on spending: "Government is the problem. It's not the Iran war." (Who is waging the Iran war?)
What I imagine reading "Things are getting chippy at The Greenbrier":
Things are getting a little chippy for the Giants at The Greenbrier; on Tuesday, QB Jaxon Dart scored a rushing TD during a red-zone drill and threw the ball at CB Greg Newsome's helmet.
Not going to repost the Mario Lopez AI slop, just going to associate the Dodgers with it for the rest of my life.
Dig through the ditches and burn through the witches I slam in the back of my
Dacula, Georgia Pop: 6,350 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dacula,_Georgia Images: https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=140497986 https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=170487622 https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=34096071
MLB BlueSky is about to lose its everloving mind
There’s an Australian man who reviews depressing cafes near factories and he’s so deadpan that I can’t tell if the whole thing is earnest or mean spirited. Either way, it’s hilarious.
The Denver Post is hiring a Broncos beat reporter myworkdaycenter.wd5.myworkdayjobs.com/en-US/MNG/de...
fun fact: if you see your friend's banger grace your skyline and you've already reposted it before, you can still delete your repost and repost again, because why not, you're an adult, you can eat some ice cream for breakfast and do whatever the heck you want. live it up.
Spotted on the Fullcast reddit. This is incredible levels of divorced:
My bf is a Giants fan and this coming out one fact at a time over several hours last night was fun. “He was already injured and got hurt out drinking…on a scooter…which he crashed…into a truck? …a FIRE ENGINE? …IT RAN OVER HIS FOOT? HE DID THE SAME THING IN COLLEGE??” nypost.com/2026/07/31/s...
Harrison Bader suffers ‘major injury’ after crashing scooter into fire truck — which then runs over him
A late-night scooter accident, the details of which remain hazy, will be the memory of Harrison Bader’s forgettable first season in San Francisco.
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Also @falcoholickevin.bsky.social is here! Be sure you're following along with him too!
Heavy hearts in Flowery Branch today as we all keep Jeff Ulbrich and his family in our thoughts, but the NFL marches on. My training camp Day 3 reporting will be here: www.thefalcoholic.com/post/BxKFz2G...
Jeanna.Kelley's reply to Training camp notes and quotes, Day 3 | The Falcoholic
plus Matthew Bergeron! All of those availabilities except Stefanski are subject to change but that's what we're expecting right now.
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DeAndre Hopkins is not visiting with the #Patriots coaching staff any longer, per Mike Vrabel.