Mark Schofield

@markschofield.bsky.social

NFL, F1 and more at SBNation.com https://www.sbnation.com/authors/mark-schofield

There’s an Australian man who reviews depressing cafes near factories and he’s so deadpan that I can’t tell if the whole thing is earnest or mean spirited. Either way, it’s hilarious.

fun fact: if you see your friend's banger grace your skyline and you've already reposted it before, you can still delete your repost and repost again, because why not, you're an adult, you can eat some ice cream for breakfast and do whatever the heck you want. live it up.

My bf is a Giants fan and this coming out one fact at a time over several hours last night was fun. “He was already injured and got hurt out drinking…on a scooter…which he crashed…into a truck? …a FIRE ENGINE? …IT RAN OVER HIS FOOT? HE DID THE SAME THING IN COLLEGE??” nypost.com/2026/07/31/s...

Harrison Bader suffers ‘major injury’ after crashing scooter into fire truck — which then runs over him

A late-night scooter accident, the details of which remain hazy, will be the memory of Harrison Bader’s forgettable first season in San Francisco.

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