Computer, Erase That Mariah Carey CD
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Now is the winter of our retail worker PTSD flashbacks
1/ Dear dozens of new economic populist members of Congress, You’ll face fast pressure to deliver economic results. How to do it? Subpoena CEOs. A shocking amount of time, they'll change what they are doing long before you pass a bill or actually cut off their federal funding. So:
No actually we want people to start taking teeth. We want people who, when they look at the corrupt, fascist rot that has metastasized into all levels of our government, calmly erase the word "mercy" from their vocabularies and proceed accordingly.
Barack Obama@barackobama.bsky.social · 14h agoTonight, the American people sent a clear message — they want a politics that brings people together rather than divides them, and leaders who offer concrete solutions to the challenges they face.
hmm I was told that Nazi tattoo rapist Graham Platner was the only Dem who could beat Susan Collins a year ago so I'm confused re these numbers suggesting a random guy could just roll in and be competitive in 4 months with way less money and zero PR from the ppl who shoved Platner down our throats
a trans woman pushed a state house district in alabama over by 22 points
Zoey Astra 🏳️⚧️ 🇵🇸@estrogen.pro · 15h agoA TRANS WOMAN WON ALABAMA HOUSE DISTRICT 25! (West side of Madison County / Huntsville)
after voting today they pulled me aside and told me i was the first person ever to vote 100% correct. they sent me to a nearby fire station and told me i was allowed to drive the fire truck, which i soon crashed into an electrical substation. and now i'm just sitting in the fire truck. and i'm bored
You can only pull me aside and rail me without asking if it's sufficiently transformative.
@diss.bsky.social · 2d agoPlease stop saying "free use" when you mean "fair use" that's a whole different thing
frank's red "hot" sauce is a sham it's not hot, it's nothing, they ought to change it to frank's red tangy sauce and if they don't i'll learn to build trebuchets and teach their children to build trebuchets so they never know peace. you thought i was gonna bombard them with a trebuchet didn't you?
once again "vote blue no matter who" is always a one-way street.
#StupidSuez@diplomatofnight.com · 3d agoLooks like Haley Stevens is at church with and is endorsing Mike Rogers this morning
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This drawing from tumblr user teaboot chronicling his struggles of having a kitten (source: www.tumblr.com/teaboot/7500...)
Mark Truesdale@marktweedale.bsky.social · last wk.Name a piece of comic art that occasionally wanders into your head unannounced and makes you smile. #comics
They should do one of those Knives Out movies and it’s completely normal but at the end Daniel Craig is like oh yes I do declare the murderer is the dam birds! and then murderous birds fly in and everyone has to fight them off with hangers
Veni, Veni, Veni: An Historical Overview of Ancient Roman Bukkake Practices
reminder that despite being a survivor, Amy acton has gone on record as being in support of sports bans that have enforcement mechanisms requiring abusive and invasive genital inspections to be done on young girls.
star trek mtg spoilers ongoing & i'm trying so so hard to be nice to all the people excited about it despite the fact that it's making me want to just rip off huge chunks of my own flesh with my teeth, like yes i'm glad you're enjoying the fun cards dear now excuse me i need to tear myself to shreds
shitlib voice: "your vote is just so sacred and important and the only thing that can protect freedom and democracy, which is why you have to use it exactly how I say regardless of your interests or else you deserve to be put in a camp."
I had this idea from reading the elizabeth holmes mouse post and then I couldn't do anything else until i painted the idea to completion
Mrs. Detective Pikajew, Esq.@clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 2mo agoGoddammit I’m never going to not think of this now www.tumblr.com/dungeonmaste...
ABBOTT: Japanese developers today have unique names, like FromSoftware COSTELLO: From what ABBOTT: FromSoftware COSTELLO: I thought you said it was from Japan ABBOTT: It is COSTELLO: But what's the name of the developer ABBOTT: FromSoftware COSTELLO: The Software's From Japan, though ABBOTT: Yes