Hey so my wonderful gorgeous mischievous fiend of a play partner is getting bottom surgery next year and is saving for the procedure and associated costs; if you’re in a position to be able to contribute, it would mean a lot to me:

Donate to Support Lexi’s Gender Confirmation Surgery, organized by Amie Tracey

My name is Amie, and I run a lot of TTRPG and LARPing events in Asheville, so… Amie Tracey needs your support for Support Lexi’s Gender Confirmation Surgery

gofundme.com

on that note I have big news for y’all about a direction in my career that, I assure you, literally nobody was expecting.

The Independent@the-independent.com · 10h ago

James Bond producer shares update on 007 casting: ‘It’s got to be really different’

What kind of dumbass coked-out racist boomer hasn’t already integrated the word inshallah into their own vocabulary yet

✨queer commie terrorist✨@britculpsapp.bsky.social · 4h ago

starting my compilation/collage of right wing white dipshits losing their shit over the word “inshallah”

I have no desire to hold public office & am entirely unelectable besides. my recreational habits in 1986 alone disqualify me. but I'm running for president anyway & my entire platform is "when you need your health care provider, you get a live operator every time." I will win in a landslide

I have a great idea. Let’s build all of our goods a quarter of a million miles away

FinTwitter@fintwitter.bsky.social · 8h ago

$SPCX - SPACEX PLANS MOON FACTORIES POWERED BY HUMANOID ROBOTS

As a trans lady I have a superpower for dodging spam calls because I answer the phone and the people trying to sell Sirius XM or aftermarket warranty coverage for a car I sold in 2017 are all like “oh I’m sorry I was looking for [deadname] but obviously I have the wrong number sorry ma’am”

I also caught a block over this (admittedly I wasn’t half as nice as Sage was, but I really think that being an ally precludes making dismissive little snarks when confronted with mild pushback about how the pillars of liberal cishet society are engaged in a coordinated project to extirpate us)

Sage Deviant 🏳️‍⚧️@trans.bsky.social · yesterday

wow, i was not expecting to be blocked by @kenjennings.bsky.social over this. We’ve previously interacted in friendly ways, so i reached out in good faith & not trying to drag him. I was giving the benefit of the doubt that maybe his transphobic behavior was unintended. really disappointing.

(explaining a polycule) so yeah this is my dog, this is my sister, this is my dog's dog, this is my sister's sister, this is my dog's dog's wife,

saying "we need to protect women and children from this group" is more than just hate, it's effectively encouraging violence against that group

dawg i haven’t been home in a month, i’m gonna straight up lose it, i needed to enter my address on a form and i had to think about it for like 30 dreadfully long and uncomfortable seconds to remember what it even was

Britain needs to be occupied by a powerful foreign entity that relentlessly directs their economy toward the production of air conditioners and institutes a national policy of Be Normal About Trans People Or Else

scrolled past this on my timeline and thought they had Thomas the Tank Engine faces and I was disappointed when on closer inspection they did not. so I made some mock-ups of what Thomas the Tachikoma would look like because the idea amuses me to no end:

voxel@voxel.bonedisk.com · last yr.

Had a strong urge for a chibi #tachikoma from #gits so I printed one, assembled and painted it instead of doing any work at all today. My brushwork sucks and my printer settings definitely need some refinement but I am more pleased than this guy is

Been getting a lot of Fraus and Madames this trip and it hits so fucking good I could ride this high all the way to attack and dethrone god

nobody: a London subway car: [the worst fucking noise you have ever heard a machine make in your life]

girl who is sur la seine

Don’t mind if I do

This cartoon candy heart has a chaser face idk how else to explain it

I went to the don’t yell at me store and everybody there knew you and was very nice and told me they didn’t plan to yell at you at all

does anybody know what day of the week it is

I love Paris in the summer when it sizzles

every once in a while you encounter a completely new sentence, like “the diarrhea lettuce is incredibly unethically sourced,” and it cracks your skull open another couple of degrees to remind you very viscerally that this is hell

Chad Loder@chadloder.dev · 4d ago

The diarrhea lettuce company, Taylor Farms, uses slave labor contracted from the Arizona Dept. of Corrections. The backbreaking labor is often performed by imprisoned Mexican nationals who would be otherwise ineligble to work in the US. They are paid $1.50 an hour.

It used to be the case that, every time there was a mass shooting, social media would stop and do the performative argument dance. “We don’t have to live like this” vs “Stop politicizing a tragedy.” And at a certain point, this stopped happening even on Twitter and Bluesky.

Heres a funny story: last weekend I was in Berlin and I took some edibles and I was stoned for fully 30 hours straight

What did she mean by this

El Sayed: "When it comes to trans rights, this is the right to get the health care that you need...It’s the right not to be discriminated against by your government because of who you are. Because what tends to happen is they come for theirs, then they come for yours"

My partner and I are seeing how many straight couples we can get to visibly play “spot the top” with us

broke: “switch who’s exploring a lot of new things right now” woke:

knowing ahead of time that Reacher is about a really large man who appears to have grown his muscles exclusively for the purposes of respecting women did not even slightly prepare me for how large he is or how much he respects women

I have this disease where, whenever I am in Paris, my neurons are all marshaled in lockstep to form a big flashing neon sign in my brain that reads “WHY DO WE NOT LIVE HERE???”