black twitter ain’t havin no Abdul El-Sayed

i don’t think people over 5’10” should be able to run for office. what’re you doing up there? scheming, i bet

their trees are all gross

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2d ago

Trump: "Look at the blue cities. What do they have in common? They're all dirty. They're filthy dirty. Their streets are dirty. Their streets smell. Their storefronts are broken. Their trees are all gross. Everything about the place is dirty. It's really all of them."

in addition to Rod’s 2012 article in which he inexplicably admits that he couldn’t become a teacher because he “could not remotely conceive of not trying to shag the kids”, he also published this zinger in 2003: www.theguardian.com/society/2003...

Rod Liddle: Should it really be a crime to look at child pornography?

Rod Liddle: The one laudable and necessary aim - to protect children from abuse - has become warped by our consuming, obsessive hatred for those who find children sexually attractive.

theguardian.com

Alistair Davidson@moh-kohn.eurosky.social · 2d ago

Huh

RFK may be an idiot, but he knows what he’s doing here. he’s lying. they’re not doing this because they don’t know any better. treat it like it is: lies with the intent to cause harm.

Gabriel Bosslet@gbosslet.bsky.social · 3d ago

RFK Jr said these words today on national television "There were ICUs that were empty all over the country including in New York at the height (of the pandemic)" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha You are a fucking idiot hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha <sobs silently>

The left has gone completely insane

logged into Instagram for the first time in a few months and that shit is basically 90% AI slop now. i quit at the right time.

ANTHROPIC: Our son loves humanity and for the low price of trillions and trillions of dollars will usher in an era of unprecedented peace and prosperity! OPENAI: Our horrible oafish son is hacking web sites without our permission. ANTHROPIC: (eyes narrowing) Our son is also evil

i understand the benefits of automatic content moderation, but i do miss posting something absolutely horrendous with the knowledge that my followers would have to see it and be cursed with it forever

"oh no, don't do socialist things! you'll play right into their hands" - the people playing right the fuck into their hands

making the jacking off motion so hard I accidentally rip my dick off and jettison it into space

Unofficial Guardian (UK) Bot@guardian-uk-rss.bsky.social · last wk.

I thought Nolan’s Odyssey was an epic bore. If you want Greek myths brought to life, try the thrill of opera!

THE US ALREADY DOES THIS AND IT WORKS. commissaries on US military bases are much cheaper than private grocery stores, and they effectively keep prices down in cities and towns where military personnel make up a large portion of the population.

Will Stancil@whstancil.bsky.social · last wk.

Politics aside, do people believe city-run grocery stores with deeply discounted prices are a good POLICY idea? What are they intended to accomplish, in your view? What problem do they solve? Would you implement them if not running for election? I'm sincerely curious in people's answers here.

If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.

it is Time to get High on the Roof

im in New York City, I’m Kevin Smith-moding. women are trying to kill me, and men are trying to steal my jorts. I’ve never been more terrified

people keep saying “raw lettuce” as if it’s common or acceptable to cook iceberg lettuce. buncha goddam maniacs

hey man you wanna come over and read all the comments on pornhub videos with me? yeah man they’re fucking hilarious just come over. no we don’t have to watch the videos don’t be weird bro. unless…?

Hi LazarusSlutBoy, For my children's dreams. Donate, or share my story.

buying into AI

how do you say “hey what’s up im good now fam” to your close friends and family after ghosting them for months to deal with debilitating mental health and substance abuse issues

my hot take on the Odyssey is that, like most Christopher Nolan films, it was a visually appealing, entertaining piece of cinema that doesn’t require months and months of academic debate regarding its merits or shortfalls

im the number 1 “weird little guys who fuck up their own lives along with everyone who ever made the mistake of loving them” scholar, and i have some THOUGHTS about Marty Supreme

Norm Charlatan@normcharlatan.bsky.social · last wk.

Imagining a despondent guy following the Emily Wilson-Christopher Nolan discourse and mumbling “I’m the number two Odyssey scholar” like Steve Carrell’s character in Little Miss Sunshine.

i will not interact with posts that i do not understand. i will not interact with posts that i do not understand. i will not interact with posts that i do not understand. i will not interact with posts that i do not understand. i will not interact with posts that i do not understand. i will not inte

rotating the question “is SpongeBob free use?” around in my mind like an architect trying to envision the structural design of a postmodern museum

turns out you can just make shakshuka. no one can stop you

just found out that some people don’t like the things that i like

does this count as a meme

putting my clone baby blood boy up for adoption because im not ready to be a father