if you walk side by side in public spaces i assume you shoot baby animals in the head for fun
finally having one of those weeks of everything happening after a year of nothing. fuck yeah!
Before watching American Dad i used to think that it was basically indifferentiable from Family Guy but after I can barely comprehend that it has the same creator and that became apparent at its first crossover episode
Man as much as I don’t like living in Texas, I feel like the food scene of Houston is almost unmatched. Every time I go I feel myself more and more surprised by the quality, price and diversity of what you can find
another memory: my dad forced me to do confessional as a kid (catholic thing where you confess your sins to a priest) but i literally could not think of anything bad ive done or what to say so i literally lied and said i stole a lollipop. i never did that shit.
brazil will take over indie games... portuguese will become the new lingua franca of art...
Microslop usually drops the bag in every way imaginable but launching the Master Chief Collection without splitscreen is kind of egregious
age regressing activities are the only way i can cope with the fact that i am old now
maniamoth@maniamothz.bsky.social · 6mo agospent my first 4 hours as a 24 year old crushing beer and playing halo reach couch co-op
spent my first 4 hours as a 24 year old crushing beer and playing halo reach couch co-op
parked at this random ass gas station watching the many cats scattered about + this raccoon eating kibble
you have to learn how to be autistic in a way that is endearing and adorable and kind of irresistible
my least favorite thing about this site i think is that i dont follow enough people to the point where ill just repeatedly see the same posts on my for you tab
"You haven't watched TADC? You should go watch it!" TADC literally in the first episode:
I am big fat dumb idiot who is not allowed to eat candy unsupervised because my wife wants to keep me alive but I love to hide candy from wife and then when wife wants a kiss I won't kiss her because then she'll know I ate secret candy and I hid A STASH OF CANDY IN A FUCKING DRAWER I AM STUPID
losing my SHIT at the Three Stooges on set injuries video on youtube. Absolute classic
All I needed was a little eyeliner and everyone at *redacted bar name here* finally was treating me like the bad bitch i am.
“israel did 9/11” is like “aliens built the pyramids”, the product of a mind that cannot comprehend brown people achieving something on their own