I'm over 30 years old. I'm also watching Barbie movies, curled up in my bed with my dog. Nostalgia? No. I've never watched them before. Just because I want to.

*grabs broken pallet piece off floor that looks like wooden stake* Me: Boss, do you know how to kill a vampire? Boss: No Me: Stab him in the heart with a wooden stake. *pretends to stab him*

Got praised today for the work I did last weekend while my boss was out of town. Bruh. That was the most stressful weekend I've ever had. 🤣 Thanks though.

"Slammed" Volkswagen Beetle: the classic German with a lowered suspension

Last night I watched Muppet Treasure Island and cried. 😭

878/4500 I really need help. 4/6 of my doctors are turning me away due to large bills in collections. I could lose access to my meds. I need my meds to work and take care of my family of 4. GFM⬇️ Also have CA & PP: HMSBeardsley. #HelpFolksLive2026 #HelpSky #DisabledMutualAid #LGBTQIAMutualAid

Donate to Help Crow Overcome Medical Debt and Stay Healthy, organized by Crow Lindsey

Hi friends, This is difficult for me. I don't like asking for help,… Crow Lindsey needs your support for Help Crow Overcome Medical Debt and Stay Healthy

gofund.me

Happy Dog Day to my dog, Dexter. #dog #dogday #dogsky #dogsofbluesky #dogslife

Us: Please take the 80 year old with the big hair and tits... Universe: *takes Dolly* Us: WTF NO! THE 80 YEAR OLD MAN THAT WAS IN HOME ALONE 2! Universe: *takes Tim Curry* Us: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU??!

Tim Curry too? 😭

How incredibly sad. I was in such an unbeatable mood, too.

Had an actual good appointment with a doctor today. I needed a referral renewal. The nurse was an absolute sweet old lady and we hit it off. She went ahead and looked at my other referrals while we were there to see if they needed renewals too. She said neurology probably needed one as well 1/

@themoviemermaid.bsky.social

What do you MEAN Neurotypicals feel hungry before they're hungry?

Maybe having a large orange cat would fix me.

Don't you hate it when you were once someone's priority as a friend then all of a sudden someone else shows up in their life and, without explanation, you become literally nobody to them? Despite trying to reach out they just ignore you and say "Sorry I'm so busy." But then post pics of them...

Sometimes it's disheartening to have to wake up and take pills just to survive the day. I say theor names out loud to make sure I'm taking all the ones I need. And it's just like... why can't I exist normally?

Boss: You Americans are so weird Me: How DARE you insult America!? Land of the free, home of the brave!? Boss: What the fuck are you even saying?

Introduce yourself as what almost killed you: Hi I'm Kidney Infection, Asthma Attack, Uterine Hemmoraging 😎👉🏻👉🏻

🍂 Amy 🍂@marievenn.bsky.social · 3w ago

Introduce yourself as what almost killed you: Hi, I'm an asthma attack without my inhaler. 👋🏻

Boss: Someone reported you weren't doing stretch and flex this morning Me: Clearly that was a lie, you were talking to me WHILE I WAS STRETCHING Boss: Ik just warning you that they're watching you Me: Roll that beautiful bean footage, ask for the camera roll of me stretching

Storms kept waking me up all night. I'm gonna be so tired at work. Sigh.

I wanna go home. But mandatory OT today

*clipping my nails* Dexter: *Close to me in my face while I do it * Me: What, you want your nails clipped too? *pulls out clippers* Dexter: *Runs out of room* #dogsky #dog #dogsofbluesky #doggo #puppy #woof

My neurologist is literally the best guy. We just have full conversation while he gives me my botox. ❤️ he also believes in climate change, we were talking about it today.

Last night i walked into the breezeway to my apartment and a toad came inside with me. I said "Buddy you're in the wrong place, you gotta leave." And he hopped to the door and I opened it and he hopped out. I can communicate with animals now.

There's always a white girl with a black cat named Binx. 🤣

I tried to do it the other day. I got out of the shower and my dog did it because I was wet and it made him uncomfortable. So I said "I wish i could do it!" And then tried. Some water flew off of me. I give it a 5/10.

Phil@heardyoulooking.bsky.social · 3w ago

I wish I could do that whole body shake thing that dogs do. That must feel so good.

Pluto was my special interest in elementary school.

Bluesky Fanatic@blueskyfanatic.bsky.social · 3w ago

Republican Science 101 =================

Boss: You're so ADHD Me: Because I literally HAVE ADHD BRO

pray for my dog. there's nothing wrong with him he's just an idiot.