my girlfriend after my sleep meds kick in: "are we garfield x nermal?"
they call her « catholic jane »
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tough as snails
do the strangers retweeting this know that brynn is the name of my girlfriend and not like, my dog
they call her « catholic jane »@manicpixidckgrl.bsky.social · 23h agoany time i get annoyed or frustrated with brynn i think of this post
any time i get annoyed or frustrated with brynn i think of this post
one week on ssris: no changes in mood, energy, or intrusive thoughts. i keep seeing ghosts from my past in the faces of strangers. libido also remains unaffected — potentially improved.
mistook a tgirl for my cis ex the other day. this is not the first tgirl i have done this with.
thinking abt when my gf referred to themselves as “little miss come-in-me”
being back at the shoe store periodically means i do spend the slow parts of my shift mentally assigning different shoes to my friends
everyone sat around looking at my bluesky and talking about how funny i am while waiting for me to come hang out. dreams do come true.
confuse your partner’s other lovers by leaving footprints above the bed instead of handprints. make them think youre having more creative sex than they are.
“oh whoops i forgot penetration still counts if its during a threesome”
i love when my intrusive thoughts focus on chill stuff like « maybe im accidentally on a hot mic » or « omg my teeth are definitely falling out this time for real ». its a nice break from [REDACTED] or [REDACTED] or how it would feel to [REDACTED] my [REDACTED]
how to get your tattoo artist to stop flirting with your dad google search
morning tattoo appointment…… what is my fucking PROBLEM
[about to fuck a clowngirl] okay let's do a silly one
its funny having the diagnosis and being in treatment and being on medication and just waiting for it all to kick in. like my job rn is just to sit patiently and go "oh thats nice dear :)" as i watch my brain make up new problems it decides we have to care about a lot
Crashing out over petty bullshit has me feeling like such an #irrationalasswoman
i would like you all to meet Marshmallow Crybaby
keep seeing instagram comedians trying their hand at stand up and its unreal how much i dislike it every single time
im a living breathing woman with appropriate emotional responses to stimuli
pointed out to my girlfriend that we arent engaged and now theyre telling our friends i dont love them anymore
do you guys think i was drawn to polyamory because of a subconscious nostalgia for my parents’ divorce
« oh woe is you!!! you cant play minecraft, you get too many bitches!!! »
getting mannerisms and speech patterns from my cgirl friends like im an animal crossing resident being taught a new catchphrase