my girlfriend after my sleep meds kick in: "are we garfield x nermal?"

Breaking News: Girl who just got her paycheck now considered "richest woman alive" and will now be spending it with reckless abandon - our experts disagree on whether or not she's remembered to factor in living expenses to her spending money

do you guys think i was drawn to polyamory because of a subconscious nostalgia for my parents’ divorce

friendship :)

I need to play minecraft

everyone say thank you cynthia for the music recs

baby you are so beautiful it's astounding everyone look at my gorgeous girlfriend

they call her « catholic jane »@manicpixidckgrl.bsky.social · 2w ago

good hair day

sorry april

Weed so good it makes me master beef stew

like have u considered that this world is full of beautiful interesting funny people who u can form bonds with. isnt that beautiful. isnt that a reason to keep going?

decided I'm gonna start getting really irresponsible with money

what if we were women and we were both boys

sometimes my work laptop needs to update and the only way she will communicate that is that I can't connect to the internet

from @sluttyfutchxoxo.bsky.social

noooo bestie don't play league ur so sexy 😭

I need to get less fatigued so I can start slutting it up again this is bullshit

"jane how does polyamory even work? what do you do when your girlfriend's on a date??" mainly i post online about cutting my balls off. it's a fun dynamic. it works for us.

[furiously counting up the cash in my wallet] figured out what im doing this weekend :)

"I need to get sober.. wait no what do you call getting sober but its not from drugs? .. I need to get mentally well"

i always thought i would never get married again but i think that tylenol has won me over. i can't wait for her to be my wife

i want. to play video games. i do NOT. want to sit at my desk

She won't let me go to the night market on fentanyl 🙄

polyamory is about watching tv shows and deciding who everyone would be

the sandwhich fucked hard by the way

Brynn@rabbitadderall.bsky.social · 2mo ago

woke up ouchy and exhausted but I also desperately need to go to (local grocery store) to get ingredients for my classic sandwhich

i miss when everyone was talking about making out and dryhumping. posers, the lot of you, and i knew it. im still there!!!!!

pleeasssee recommend me horror games I finished Silent Hill 2 Remaster and I need something to scratch that itch

woke up ouchy and exhausted but I also desperately need to go to (local grocery store) to get ingredients for my classic sandwhich

who the FUCK is uncle long