Mark Gretton

@markgretton.bsky.social

Green Runner, Vegan Runner, Green Party member. Cycles, walks, drinks, reads, complains, enjoys. Suffers from Lancashire CCC, Minnesota Twins, Hull City AFC. Relieved retired academic and nurse. He/him. Wonders what Elvis makes of it all.

That ad about a security company ringing someone on holiday in Majorca to tell them their son has scratched the furniture who then called a French polisher after reading Yellow Pages.

Recently took up running, and when I'm adjusting the phone holder on my arm, I always hold it between my teeth while I tighten the strap, and every time I imagine I'm Ewan McGregor in Trainspotting about to shoot up

So, a PM elected by the voters of Makerfield after persuading the sitting MP to step down by giving him a job, endorsed by Lab MPs without the need of a vote. Not much democracy, but given we've landslide elected Johnson and Starmer it's perhaps sensible to take the voters out of this sort of thing.