markingall.bsky.social
@markingall.bsky.social
Twitter quitter. Former Labour Councillor, resident of Harlow. Teacher, Dad and follower of THFC.
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‘A 99 with a Flake? That will be £7, please’: what’s behind the surge in ice-cream van prices?
From the cost of milk and chocolate to diesel and electricity, every part of producing the summer treat has been hit by the climate crisis and other shocks
theguardian.com
UK PM Excludes Sex Offenders from Early Prison Release Burnham announced that rapists, serious child sex offenders, and grooming offenders will be excluded from the early release scheme in England and Wales, following intense pressure from survivors.
Pretending that the Navy taking back migrants would be a humanitarian mission and therefore legal, is a bit like pretending that a £5 million bribe is nothing to do with politics and therefore doesn't need to be declared.
"Yep, Nigel Farage is definitely a Temu Trump! It's so obvious it would be so funny if it wasn't also so sad!" via Jay Church
🚨 NEW! Labour is the changing rail card rules so 18-year-olds can get half price train tickets. 🌹 With £2 fares and kids going free on buses this summer, Labour is providing families with the little bit of breathing space needed. - 📖 👉 Read more: zurl.co/tYNFm
"Dear Diary The launch of our scheme to use the Royal Navy to stop small boats has gone exactly to plan. It is so patently absurd that it is all anyone can talk about, providing the perfect distraction from all our dodgy financial dealings"
Here it is. My manifesto for the 2026 Clacton By-Election. It's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Join me, clean up Clacton and let's make 13th August Bin Day! #VoteBinface #VoteyMcVoteface #YesWeTinCan
Nigel Farage needs to debate Count Binface on local TV so they can both set out what they will do for the residents of Clacton.
It's been an absolute honour to visit Clacton fewer times than I've visited America, hold zero surgeries and do fuck all for the town.
LEFT TO RIGHT: Defeated the British, freed the slaves, raped the children.
Reform seem determined to keep the standards commissioner busy
Today I have mostly been telling lies about using Navy warships against dinghies and forgetting to mention that small boat arrivals are down 44% and net migration fell by 80% last year.
What the hell is the BBC 6pm news doing leading with Farage's clickbait about using the Royal Navy to stop immigrants? An absurd soundbite from a tiny party with a disgraced leader and that's the most important news in the UK today? Dear God. The rot has truly gone deep.
It appears that the US is run by a spoilt eight year old child.
You'd be amazed how many people it takes to fight a bin.
Reform scores hat trick of losses in Manchester despite the hype, the polling and the noise around Farage. Over to you now, Clacton. Deal the killer blow and vote Count Binface in August. The country could do with the laugh. And without that grifting loser. www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...
Reform UK and Nigel Farage are now so knee deep in scandal and investigations, their attempts to deflect and divert are failing. They’re running out of faux outrage.
The same people who told you Brexit would be good for you (it wasn't) and immigration is on the rise (it isn't) are now telling you there's two tier policing
This feels like a good time to remind the voters of Clacton that Nigel Farage called Andrew Tate "an important voice for young men". www.theguardian.com/news/2026/ju...
Andrew and Tristan Tate arrested in Miami on UK charges of rape and sex trafficking
Britain to seek extradition over alleged sexual exploitation, ‘extreme pornography’ and assault and indecent images of a child
theguardian.com
Just loving how John Cleese, now reduced to one of his own caricatures, rages about immigrants coming to the UK and failing to accept "our" culture, from his home in ... (checks notes) ... Nevis in the Caribbean.
Seems like trouble follows this prick around. Maybe if he stopped his racist shit-stirring for a day and did some constituency work.
Unofficial BBCNews (UK) Bot@bbcnews-uk-rss.bsky.social · last wk.French patrol boat heard firing shots during BBC interview in Channel, MP says
What a refreshing change to hear a PM speaking like this.
Farrukh@implausibleblog.bsky.social · last wk.Andy Burnham on his plan for social care, "No party is in a position where they've got the high ground, we've all failed on this issue over decades" "The pressure now on the NHS as a result of that failure is huge" "We've all got to work hard to find a solution"
