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Louis C.K. Required to Have His Hands Visible at all Times During New Netflix Special Scoop by @brettskalicky.bsky.social www.hwoodtimes.com/scoops/louis...
Louis C.K. Required to Have His Hands Visible at all Times During New Netflix Special — Hollywood Time$
Louis C.K. will be required to have his hands visible at all times during the taping of his newest stand-up comedy special. I caught up with Ted Sarandos and Greg Peters, the Co-CEOs of Netflix, on th...
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We can’t afford it but a country with a gdp $30 trillion less can afford it? Okay 🙄
Mexico’s Socialist President to Roll Out Universal Healthcare For 120 million people novaramedia.com/2026/04/10/m...
Your grandma is still posting memes of trump and Putin being gay together and it’s super embarrassing. You should have a talk with her.
It’s so good when families are kicked out of their homes they’ve lived in for decades to make room for an artisanal cupcake shop
Are we ready to talk about how gentrification is mostly good
Returning guest, @bosh.worstpossible.world joins the show this week to discuss one of our favorite games of 2026! Bungie's Marathon.
Marathon (2026) with Josh Boerman | Culture Dumpster
Josh Boerman of The Worst of All Possible Worlds and Ill Conceived returns to the show to discuss one of our favorite games of 2026 and perh
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It’s eerie how SpaceX stock followed the same path as its rockets
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If Vance resigned at any point resistance libs would have him as the democratic nominee for president faster than you can say “big tent”
It’s depressing how few people will see Angels in America because it sounds too much like Angels in the Outfield
Dumpsterheads are eating good the rest of June: First, @garbados.myatproto.social returns to @culturedumpster.com, this time to discuss the award winning classic sci-fi novel "The Left Hand of Darkness" by Ursula Le Guin.
Book Club 002: The Left Hand of Darkness by Ursula Le Guin with Diana | Culture Dumpster
Friend of the show Diana returns to talk about one of the 20th century's most influential sci-fi novels, and the first novel written by a wo
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George R.R. Martin Vows to Finish ‘House of the Dragon’ Discourse Before Starting ‘A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms’ Discourse Scoop by @peterferrarese.bsky.social www.hwoodtimes.com/scoops/georg...
Martin Vows to Finish HotD Discourse Before Starting A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms Discourse — Hollywood Time$
From a bush outside of George R.R. Martin’s house in Santa Fe, New Mexico, I can now confirm that the fantasy author has made a solemn vow to finish the online House of the Dragon discourse before he ...
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There is a guy standing on the corner by my building selling shirts that say “who ate all the pussy?” By screaming “Who ate all the pussy?” Love that guy
Get your purple lights ready because we're getting woke and gay! Next Saturday from 7 pm - 11 pm EST, we'll be streaming some woke and gay games on Twitch to raise money for Trans Lifeline!!!! twitch.tv/ggtribune
I guess I’m writing horror flash today. Seems like a fun use of time
Hey, horror writer-folks, here's a sub call for you! 🦝 For speculative, biohazardous horror flash. 100 to 1000 words. Any horror subgenre. Check out our webpage for ideas & inspo, we just added some images and movies/ books. Opens 27th September 🦠 trashcatlit.com/call-for-bio...
Obama was the best president of my lifetime, which is not praise for Obama, but a condemnation of my lifetime
Jay Leno Struck and Killed By Auto-Transporter and All 8 Cars on Auto-Transporter www.hwoodtimes.com/scoops/jay-l...
Jay Leno Struck and Killed By Auto-Transporter and All 8 Cars on Auto-Transporter — Hollywood Time$
From a bush outside of Jay Leno’s personal garage, I can now confirm that the longtime late-night host died in a horrific accident involving an auto-transporter truck and all eight vehicles the truck ...
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Elon Musk to Get Pickle Rick Surgery — Hollywood Time$
The world’s funniest man announced Monday that he will do another hilarious thing. “I-I’m Pickle Elon. I’m Pickle Elon.” Elon Musk announced at a press conference, flanked by a team of doctors.
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We are in the epic pickle guy era
Retro Review: I Loved Barbie: Secret Agent but Could Have Done Without the MKULTRA Subplot ggtribune.com/2026/06/16/r...
Elon Musk to Get Pickle Rick Surgery Scoop by @martyshambles.bsky.social www.hwoodtimes.com/scoops/elon-...
Elon Musk to Get Pickle Rick Surgery — Hollywood Time$
The world’s funniest man announced Monday that he will do another hilarious thing. “I-I’m Pickle Elon. I’m Pickle Elon.” Elon Musk announced at a press conference, flanked by a team of doctors.
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New article in @hwoodtimes.com ! Big thanks to @nickcoffman.com for working with me on it! www.hwoodtimes.com/scoops/elon-...
Elon Musk to Get Pickle Rick Surgery — Hollywood Time$
The world’s funniest man announced Monday that he will do another hilarious thing. “I-I’m Pickle Elon. I’m Pickle Elon.” Elon Musk announced at a press conference, flanked by a team of doctors.
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I'll be the American poet / whose loneliness, finally, is relevant Stephen Dunn
Listen I’m not a business guy. I don’t have business brain. I have writer brain. I’m not going to do business stuff for my books because that’s not my job