men's clothing only has more pockets for us to store all the audacity

Always a bridesmaid never a bride thrown into a bog by her ne’er-do-well fiancé only to rise hundreds of years later to haunt the nearest town looking to avenge her own murder.

imagine if we treated the stupidest, cruelest people in the world the way they deserved to be treated instead of letting them run everything

Don’t yuck other people’s yums.

In the same way that I wouldn’t go from table to table in a restaurant and declare that I hate a tv show, a film, a book, or a musician, I don’t do it on social media. Not only does no one give a shit (not to mention it gives a vibe of “omg I’m so cool”), it only insults others and creates ill will.

Please take this evil sonofabitch down before Joe... Pretty please? It's more than we can take. Do us all a favor and take him out!

LaMeep@lameep.bsky.social · 7h ago

When the Big Beautiful Obituary happens and there's party across the land, the GOP will try to shame us. Talk to the hand. ✋

here it comes, hope the big wind misses us

im a sad daughter, but i'm a happy mom. i'm basically kettle corn.

Please explain it to me like I’m a little teapot.

reading people’s pinned posts like it’s their tombstone

My problem with this Ulysses movie is the casting. Not a single person is Irish!

When light blinds me, I navigate through what darkness taught me.

I do not freak unless froken too

Keep it moving, moon.

i'm not positive or inspirational. i'm just a stack of pretty pictures in a trench coat.

standing outside the last blockbuster in Oregon with a boombox begging pls bring back the 90’s

I bet the Lorax would have loved the Screaming Trees

I may not have all the answers but I got plenty of fucking questions

I don’t think there’s enough rumors going around about me

I got new shoes. I’ll race all you mfers

an elegant arrival

I'll say it again. There should be way more wooing and whimsy in this world.

I'm only here to do two things- and I've forgotten what both of them are

The internet is hardly the place for your correct opinion.

Hurling your flashlight out into the night. And your lantern, candles, a faint fuckin glow from a VCR clock. Sorry I have the cursed darkness so bad, you shout, but my fuckin fireflies love a swear jar

We metabolize sunlight to process vitamin D and excrete shadows.

not all heroes are strong or fast or fresh from the fight

If they make you wear a name tag at work, I don’t question your commitment to violence.

If you repost me when I haven’t posted anything new, we are lovers.

So what if I’m prickly. At least I have texture.