Artist Formally Known As Massimo Tomasino
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Everton. Movies. Gonzo Journalism. I'll follow anyone who follows Everton to the gates of hell and back. Onwards you sexy Toffee's.
Sky Sports with another one of their classic Everton links today. Kalvin Phillips, of course it is. Jay Bothroyd along with Sky's pannel of heavy hitters who all had glittering careers(Fuck me) are still of the persuasion that Everton are in the business of career resurrection for ex United/City.
Tarkowski needs replacing doesn't he
Give Merlin the armband for fuck sake
Be sound. Keep fit. Act silly. Enjoy nature. Read books. Love freely. Find purpose. Hate Everton Travel often. Cook passionately Feel content. Antagonise dickheads. Ignore anxieties. Value mates. Celebrate life Be you.
A Martin O'Neill drive-by. Nice one Mart.
Should of paid Burnley in 10p and 20p coins. The whole hypothetical 38m of it, for there little hypothetical scenario. Rats.
Carlos Espi is a strange one.
I love you all (Mister Agreeable the exception the weird bastard) and time will tell if I've been over the top. I swear and if I've offended you then, grow a pair you tarts, fucks the matter with you. It's passhhhun lads, pashhhun. It's love.
All the da's are fuming. Apparently nobody can say anything bad about the club. If you do you are a fan and not a supporter. Fuck off you set of old melts.
He'd eat himself if he was chocolate. Rog, put the wine down you soft cunt.
Hurts does it? Being riled by the man who publishes genuine expertise for a living? And can spot a BS merchant a mile off? You failed the interview. In public.
So Celtic don't want to sell hahaha what a time to be alive. Guess who's paying over the odds for someone who literally nobody else will be after. This club is something else.
Ethan Nwaneri. I'd take a punt on him like.
Calvert Lewin hahaha Wonder how many times Kanu played right back for Arsenal
Everton's starting right-backs/right wing-backs in the previous 10 Premier League seasons. #EFC
Alistair Johnston, Everton’s supposed RB target, has missed one full year (364 days) with 4 ankle and hamstring injuries across the last 4 seasons Everton is not a serious football club
Progressive as ever from the hope hating Toffees.
Pretty damning stat from Jim on #Everton this: "Over the course of the last 30 years, amongst the 92 clubs that currently make up the top four divisions of English football, Everton are the only club not to have celebrated a cup win, a league title or a promotion"
What would you prefer Starting the season with an unhappy Ndiaye or starting the season with a injured Grealish Both could happen. But its likely going to be Grealish instead of Ndiaye Is it an upgrade Probably is, but only if the money for Ndiaye is used properly. Which I have no confidence for
Just liquidate the club you shithouses @evertonfc.com