Trumpton Fire Brigade ultra

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Smiling in the public eye but in a lonely room I cry.

This is Fran. She decided to make you a bowl of her famous bean soup. The secret ingredient is toe beans. 13/10 (TT: franfrannoodles)

We only rate dogs. This is a baby kangaroo, as you can tell by the kickstart button on her foot. Please only send dogs. Thank you... 12/10 (TT: supernoodlegirls)

Highlight of an awful match at Abbey Hulton Utd yesterday was Toby, the West-supporting Collie (aka The Greatest Dog in Football), being sent to the stand by the referee for allegedly nipping the ankle of the home right-back. He also had three touches before being removed (1 more than West's No 11).

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