I miss '80s nostalgia, when are they gonna bring that back?
Matt Cornah
@mattcornah.bsky.social
Inventor, entrepreneur, poet, scientist, life coach, fast runner and Donkey Kong enthusiast. Mainly the last thing.
Imagine finding out that you've been wearing your shoes the wrong way round all these years.
"I thought you were going to say--" I'm going to stop you there. I didn't say it though, did I? What you thought I was going to say is neither here nor there, and I'll thank you not to interrupt me.
Right. This is gonna go absolutely viral so get ready for this. I like crisps.
I have an un-posted draft on here which begins "when I am World King" and then elaborates no further. This is probably an excellent argument for why I should not be World King.
This is how money should work in real life. Once you hit 99999 it just won't let you have anymore, that's your lot.
I'm on my holiday in the Scottish highlands this week and I've just seen something in the loch! This blows the whole thing wide open.
Staying at a hotel. Full view mirror wall facing the toilet. The true horror of self-reflection. Whose idea was this? Anyway, pics will follow.
Hi Americans! In honour of your big birthday I have made a list of the BEST AMERICAN THINGS. • That Wesley Willis song about McDonald's • Clippy the Microsoft paperclip • The American woman who says "battery low" in my Bluetooth headphones • Worf off of Star Trek Okay, that's the end of the list.
Can British people stop saying "zee" please? Have some self-respect.
What do you mean "Dunnop who"? It's me! Dunnop! How many other Dunnops do you know?
Watching an episode of Blake's 7 where they're clearly freezing their tits off on location. WHY CAN'T *I* BE FREEZING MY TITS OFF ON LOCATION?
As we're currently equidistant from 25 December in both directions (more or less), I hereby declare today to be ANTICHRIST-MAS. Merry Antichrist-mas everybody!
so were they just lying about having written the kier starmer christmas special?
Funny how the first three episodes of Star Trek (broadcast order, obvs) are "a person with magic powers has infiltrated the ship", "a person with magic powers has infiltrated the ship", and "a person with magic powers has infiltrated the ship".
Well I won't pretend I'm not a little bit disappointed.
Matt Cornah@mattcornah.bsky.social · 2mo agoIf this post gets a million likes I will post a picture of my bum. I might post it anyway.
If this post gets a million likes I will post a picture of my bum. I might post it anyway.
The problem with football cup times is you can't tell which pubs are the racist ones.
I must've miscalculated the coordinates when I materialised my postbox TARDIS.
POV: You’re not confident with the clarity of the set up of your joke, but also don’t know what POV actually stands for or means.
When I was 14 all I ever really wanted to do was play Donkey Kong 64 and watch old episodes of Doctor Who. I am now 40 and all I ever really want to do is... umm, never mind.
I'm on DK Vine's Kongversation this week with the delicious and delightful Hyle Russell. As I recall we talked mainly about urinals, but there's probably some Donkey Kong stuff in there too. Yes, I AM very good at promoting things on social media, you're quite right!
DK Vine@dkvine.com · 2mo agoStreamed earlier today on Twitch, Matt and I kick off the DKU summer with a live #Kongversation discussing potential game reveals, confirmed game leaks, Donkey Kong's 45th anniversary, Donkey Kong 64, and more! Stinky Ape Summer 2026 is here! www.dkvine.com?p=podcasts&s...
I don't want to worry anyone but I think I might be pure evil.
Would anyone like to be in a parasocial relationship with me?
Just Googled "what cat is the best" and Google failed to just show me a picture of my cat so Google's basically useless isn't it.
Nintendo have a "for you" tab in their shop and the first item on there is FIFA. What kind of brain-dead hoodlum do you take me for, Nintendo?
I've eaten the last of the Christmas pudding. I think it's over guys. 😢