Matt Johnson
@matthewjohnson.bsky.social
aka twoeightnine everywhere else
At least he died horribly and through his own fault
Pookleblinky@pookleblinky.bsky.social · last yr.Fun fact: the guy who invented leaded gasoline was Thomas Midgely Junior, in 1921. He *also* invented CFC's By 1923 he had symptoms of lead poisoning, by 1924 several factory employees has already died of lead poisoning. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_....
I am happy because I'm having one last banh mi crunchwrap from the Nat Shack in Valdez, AK. I am sad because it might be my last ever banh mi crunchwrap from the Nat Shack in Valdez, AK.
Saying this while the quarterback of the Buffalo Bills is a little ironic
ProFootballTalk@profootballtalk.bsky.social · yesterdayJosh Allen: You knock enough at the door, it's going to open at some point.
Seeing Ms. Rachel say exactly what needs to be said to Obama is so damn refreshing
Yeah we all saw that Big Biden Cock. Most of us weren't obsessed with it.
Acyn@acyn.bsky.social · 3d agoTrump: Who are you with? Reporter: I’m with ABC. Trump: BBC? Reporter: ABC. Trump: Oh, that’s worse. I like BBC better.
This is exactly how I would picture a town halfway between Indiana, Missouri and Kentucky
New town every hour@townsusa.bsky.social · 2d agoGalatia, Illinois Pop: 880 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Galatia,_Illinois Images: https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=24347384 https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=25704498 https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=176226654
Mario Lopez wipes men is the natural role progression after gas pump video ad reader.
mike fedele, cpa@publicpolicyman.bsky.social · 10mo agoi gotta quite drinking and shopping online
never thought short form video would be able to capture a type of humor i can only describe as “the far side-esque” but this comes close.
Being in Alaska I miss out on most discourse. Saw the pointing memes & thought Sophie was hilariously cool but just learned the truth. We need a word for these people. Something over the top ridiculous beloved by racist Hoosiers that ends in disappointment. Sophie is a pork tenderloin sandwich
Denny Carter@dennycarter.bsky.social · 6d agoMy guy @caemeroncc.bsky.social blogged his ass off about the bone-rattling bad faith underlying the right's attack on trans athletes. That includes, most recently, WNBA player and MAGA influencer Sophie Cunningham. badfaithtimes.com/trans-sports...
Dude got one look at those blue helmets and said I'd rather tear my achilles
katherine fitzgerald@kfitz134.bsky.social · 5d agoBills safety C.J. Gardner-Johnson taking a cart to the locker room with a towel over his head
Again, you can simply choose to not share garbage from Twitter to people here. If I wanted to see what some sociopath dickbag was posting on Twitter, I'd be on Twitter.
They gave Talarico the Bat Boy angle and he still looks more human than drunk thumb Paxton.
Poll Tracker 📊@polltracker.bsky.social · 6d agoTexas Senate Race (Fox News): Talarico (D) 51% Paxton (R) 48% July 23-27, 2026 www.foxnews.com/official-polls
Does anyone know a single person who has ever subscribed to Starz? What even is Starz?
Nike has gone from one of the greatest athletics companies to one of the worst. They've ruined the uniformity of uniforms and the art of sports design. They've driven shoe and gear prices through the roof for no reason besides greed. It's been over 15 years since I bought anything from Nike.
Zach Weinersmith@zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 10mo agoDo you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
For anyone travelling Route 66 this year in celebration of its 100 years this article about my friend Angel is a fantastic summation of him and Seligman. www.bbc.com/travel/artic...
Meet the 98-year-old 'Angel of Route 66'
Angel Delgadillo still welcomes travellers to Seligman, Arizona – the town he fought to save when the "Mother Road" was forgotten.
bbc.com
The truth here is Dan isn't actually upset about a pedicure being non-manly. It's that when he sees a man with perfect little toes he's just not going to be able to resist them.
Awful Announcing@awfulannouncing.bsky.social · last wk."I am completely against pedicures for dudes. You're a dude, you're not supposed to get pedicures" – Dan Orlovsky
He LITERALLY had makeup applied to his face before he went on camera and said this…..
Awful Announcing@awfulannouncing.bsky.social · last wk."I am completely against pedicures for dudes. You're a dude, you're not supposed to get pedicures" – Dan Orlovsky
They've also announced a new mascot.
The Washington Post@washingtonpost.com · last wk.The Air Force will rename Joint Base Charleston, its massive South Carolina base that’s home to much of the military’s C-17 cargo aircraft fleet, after the late Sen. Lindsey Graham, according to a memo obtained by The Post.
they said Lindsey Graham Cargo Plane Base, For Big Loads Only
The Washington Post@washingtonpost.com · last wk.The Air Force will rename Joint Base Charleston, its massive South Carolina base that’s home to much of the military’s C-17 cargo aircraft fleet, after the late Sen. Lindsey Graham, according to a memo obtained by The Post.
The Alyeska tram operator warns of a drop as we descend. "Shouldn't we be dropping the whole time?" I ask. The whole car groans. They load me into an avalanche cannon and blast me back up the mountain.
