Matty

@mattyhotdogz.bsky.social

Idiotic bits and Director of Production at Good Time Society. Inventor of The Spalört.

First of all FUCK chik fil a and if you still go there stop it Anyway the eat mor chikin campaign is a perfect encapsulation of American economic warfare and political manipulation. The cows should be fight for the safety of all animals and not stoop to sell out their fellow proletariat chickens

Had some conversations in which I was the minority advocating that “high three” and “low three” are a bad heuristics for commander. After those conversations and the games played among the players discussing it I think I’m right. Mostly because I think the bracket system is about games not decks.

Also thinking bout how Chris Cox talked about “lowered demand from lower income households” or whatever his specific words were. This is the fault of a generation of business school capitalists. It is not lowered demand, it is lowered purchasing power.

I know no one cares and no one is listening but I wish we would stop saying “enfranchised” players. The word we mean is “entrenched.” If we entrenched players were enfranchised that would mean we have a say in how the game is made and we’d have a lot less to complain about

Losing my mind seeing arguments against commander damage. Everything I see is people going “if you don’t like lifegain run lifegain hate” which is not an argument cause if you don’t like commander damage run commander damage hate

Okay here is my problem with this kind of design. It means nothing on its own. It only has ludo-narrative value as a reference to something else. It is empty in and of itself. It forgoes its own story in exchange for a weak icon or index of another story that cannot stand up on its own.

Bild

Conniving is such a funny villain mechanic in Magic: The Gathering. This creature is so devious. So evil. They thought an extra thought and then forgot one of them. (and if they forgot something that wasn't about a place, they get stronger)

Bild

Downloaded the wrong torrent and instead of showing Veggie Tales at Sunday school I showed Vegeta's Table, a 1991 television program where the Prince of Saiyans expounds on the Prince of Peace through a metaphor of food