Why Hasn’t Abdul El-Sayed Accomplished Any Of His Campaign Goals Since Winning 2 Minutes Ago?

mfw stoned

Do you think this guy is having fun right now at the trick or dih hallocream rager hosted by michael crackson

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saw this tweet last night and 90% of what is going through my brain today is “i'm going to the trick or dih hallocream rager hosted by michael crackson on the 31st”

Them: So what are you bringing to the community? My goofy millenial ass: (🔊)

Oh shit I got 500 followers here, I should start actually posting shit

Sometimes when I'm stopped at red lights and I see another driver litter, I'll exit my vehicle and throw it back in to their car.

I do this not because it is easy, but because the thought of it makes me hard.

I have so many videos to post from MP but I suck at editing videos 😭😭

My feed is full of the most boring ass gay porn made by boring ass white dudes who don't know how to use a camera or their face and I stg y'all 😭😭😭😭 I hate normies 😭😭😭

Roleplaying with the homies be like:

ragebaiting my fat dog #nsfw

QUOTE WITH SNOOT (I just made this and it's perfect lol)

Dirigo@xdirigo.bsky.social · 2mo ago

QUOTE WITH SNOOT

Y'all know this is them laying ground for the next moral panic now that their work is done with trans women. DO NOW TALK WITH THEM. DO NOT ACCEPT INTERVIEWS. TELL THEM TO FUCK OFF. SMACK ANY FURRY YOU KNOW WHO PLANS TO AGREE TO BE INTERVIEWED.

🔜 FC Locksley/ Moosli the cow/ Timon/ Stitch@moosli.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Hearing that channel 4 are making a documentary about the adult side of furry gives me the fear I can't see it leaving a positive impact. If the prod company comes asking to use footage/ wants to speak with you use EXTREME caution.

~⭐

I got sandwiched by two smoking hot pokemon at FWA and had the time of my fucking life y'all 👀💦

Daddy Salt 🔞@saltypapairl.bsky.social · 6mo ago

Vid of me on @maypoprocks.bsky.social on @thelewdbeeper.bsky.social while friends watch~

Got a machine head, it's better than the rest Green to red Machinehead #chainsawman

We should drown peter theil in the iss piss tank

ISS Piss Tracker@iss-piss-tracker.bsky.social · 7mo ago

The piss tank on the ISS is now 20% full.

Y'all before LVFC when I got my STI tests done my ass was so tight it was uncomfortable to get the swab in, but today I wasn't sure if it was in yet and it was like halfway inside me 😭

And now, for the grand finale with @maypoprocks.bsky.social ~

The fact that I now have more followers on Bluesky than Instagram bc I got horny at a convention in Vegas is insane to me?? 😭😭😭 Thank you all so much lmfao this is doing numbers on my anxiety and body image issues lmfao (in a good way)

Listen to @maypoprocks.bsky.social purr as I rail his pretty kitty butt ;3 📷: @ZappWhines (Twitter)

@maypoprocks.bsky.social wanted to tap out, but I wasn’t done with him just yet~ Listen to those moansss

I forgor to post but I'll be heading to LVFC really soon!!! Feel free to say hi if you spot me!! Invite me to shit! It'll be my 21st birthday so I'll be high af prolly! Ask to touch my ass or balls! I'll prolly say yes!

Meowdy y'all! I'm looking for recommendations for a fursuit maker for a 2.0 :3 looking for something that's cute but also cunty (not too cute that it's awkward to fuck someone in). Looking for someone who isn't yoooo expensive but I'll be saving up for a few months so I'm open to options...

Sometimes you just want to spend some private time under the stars~ (ft. @bloopy.ca) #Furry #FurryNSFW 🎨: @bittenbun.bsky.social

Does anyone know any NSFW furry events in NYC? For such a massive city it's a little hard to find anything community oriented, but I guess that's the case in any new place?

Funeral party when?

Politico@politico.com · 9mo ago

Mitch McConnell hospitalized with 'flu-like symptoms'