"I'm Garfield Simpson, who the hell are you?" Full ep on Patreon, preview here: longdistancebitweird.podbean.com/e/preview-bo...
Michael Balazo
@mbalazo.bsky.social
Comedian/co-host of Evil Men (thesonarnetwork.com/evil-men) &Long Distance, Bit Weird (tinyurl.com/4z8brwk5). Album Pizza Pals here: michaelbalazo.bandcamp.com/album/pizza-pals
How is this news? Aren’t all superhero movie screenings like this?
Ariana Grande has dropped out of the London production of Sunday in the Park with George, wish her all the best, she’s absolutely fantastic x
Nice try, Ricky. Hearing a cat say “f” made me punch the wall and yell and go to the bathroom.
How did Charles Schulz see so clearly what we would be asking ourselves in the future? This is like Philip K Dick
Barbara Longley Author (no DMs) 📎@blongley.bsky.social · 5d ago
RT if you want Ricky Gervais to stop making cat cartoons and start giving us more stories about Derek Noakes!
RICKY GERVAIS: Please watch my rude cat cartoon. ALL OF US: No. Just give us more Derek.
No. This is a film for serious adults (i.e. doctors, lawyers, engineers).
It’s disgusting how everyone is punishing Gianni Infantino for the crime of being Swiss.
Loads of manosphere dudes are going to have to go and see that baffling new movie where Johnny Depp is playing Ebenezer Scrooge hahahahaha
🚨 NEW EPISODE 🚨 The Clacton by-election looms. So I'm introducing little Canadian gentleman @mbalazo.bsky.social to Count Binface. And novelty candidates in general. Get involved. Available wherever you get podcasts: longdistancebitweird.podbean.com/e/e31-count-...
To celebrate the new Spiderman movie, I'm slinging "webs" at everyone on the subway. The "webs" are actually just yogurt. Also: I'm not dressed up like Spiderman.
all you gotta know is spiderman got a sticky ass in this one
Got something on Vinted that showed up damaged so I had to report issue to get the refund cycle started. To do this you have to include a photo of the damaged item. Long story short, I did it in a hurry and accidentally attached the photo I sent my bf this morning of me eating eggs and beans.
Setting up a GoFundMe to help the singer Mitch Winehouse. Please give if you can. No amount is too small.
Just enrolled in the Hustlers University course that teaches you how to always go to jail with your brother!
The Big Bang Theory is always on at my gym, so I associate Leonard, Raj, Sheldon and Howard with pushing my body to the limit and obliterating my enemies.
Christopher Nolan should make a new, sexier version of The Odyssey written by and starring university professors!
Parents of trans youth in Alberta, alongside advocacy groups, are calling for a federal government inquiry into the province's harmful trampling on the rights of trans youth. Because Carney has been all smiles alongside Alberta Premier Danielle Smith lately -- and silent on her deadly policies:
Queen shit, son. Sooz Kempner: Imposter is at the Edinburgh Fringe 15th-23rd August @ 12.30pm. TICKETS: www.edfringe.com/tickets/what...
Amazing/funny song about Boy George from top Irish popsters Microdisney. youtu.be/cfU51Agt0G4?...
Singer's Hampstead Home
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If you haven't heard If You Wish It by Jon Gunn or Going Nowhere by Los Bravos before, or even Living On A Volcano by Chava Albertstein, well, you could try looking them up on YouTube, or you could listen to my Soho Radio show from Saturday afternoon www.mixcloud.com/sohoradio/an...
Andy Lewis (25/07/2026)
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