I think my wife loves her horse more than me. The horse has an itchy arse so she rubs special oils into it every night. I told her I've got an itchy arse but she told me to go fuck myself
mcguireonfire
@mcguireonfire.bsky.social
Glaswegian. Good beer, music, Celtic FC, cycling.
When I was a little kid I didn't know much about drugs and thought people that did crack were sniffing each others arses
My partner was explaining why they were so unhappy at work while sitting outside a pub, but I missed all of it as I was distracted by a tiny dog with an unfeasibly large penis
As a child, I always thought it was weird that my grandad kept a pair of garden shears in the bathroom, where he had no plants. As an adult, I understand it now. They were his shit chopping shears for when they were too big to flush. Guess it runs in the family.
Me in the national security group chat.
Me in the national security team group chat.
Hey guys meta announced a new policy where they send a killer to get you so be sure to go to settings>my account > killer> disable killer to turn that off
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Gone and ordered one of these. Better than Osty's acquascutum house check.
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Guys Remember Motherwell is collecting for their foodbank Tomorrow a few of their fans always Donate stuff to ours 👍
Watching all the Met Office snow warnings from Scotland.
Been listening to some great music tonight and then this comes on and you remember how great they were at their peak. youtu.be/GWAC4UeWGd0?...
Simple Minds - New Gold Dream (Maxi) 12"
YouTube video by fery2
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Finally got around to watching it. An absolute treat and full of great stuff like this.
completely not over Feathers McGraw's other disguises
Sometimes you worry when breweries try a bold crossover that it won't work. This isn't one of those occasions. Outstanding work @northernmonk.bsky.social @thornbridge.bsky.social